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Dear Biker Scout,
I'm stationed on an Emperor forsaken rock in the middle of nowhere with about 501 other troopers. I have a fetish for wearing other guys armor while looking at Ewok porn. The other day a good friend of mine was telling me that his wife left him because she came down with a case of Ewok Gonorrhea and the only place she could have got it was from him. I've had a flaming case of the Ewok Clap for a few weeks now and I think I passed it to him while I had a little "fun time" in his armor. Should I tell my friend?
- Eccentric on Endor
Dear Eccentric,
Each Biker Scout is requisitioned enough food rations to sustain a lone trooper for a week in the field. The rations come in the form of a pre-packaged meal designed for digestion, either in individual meals or in multiples of three meals for a complete ration. Each meal provides an average of 1250 kilocalories. Each box of 12 ration meals has two vegetarian menu meals. See Appendix D for a list of medical diet supplements to support 50 patients for five days. Properly identified medical diet supplements can be combined with the rations to meet the requirements for High-Calorie-High-Protein, Blenderized Liquid, Full Liquid, and Clear Liquid diets.