Obi-Wan's father?

Ok, a theory, evidenced by lines in the movie:

Exhibit A:
Palp: "I need your help, son." -> proof that Palpatine is Anakin's father.

Exhibit B:
Obi: "You were my brother!" -> proof that Anakin's father is also Obi-Wan's father.

The inevitable conclusion: Palpatine is Obi-Wan's father!

That would make Owen Lars... Obi-Wan's stepbrother, I guess. See? The old "Obi and Owen are brothers" theory was right. Kinda. From a certain point of view.

And no, I'm not being serious, of course. 🤣

heh?

This thread contributes greatly to this forum.

And no, I'm not being serious, of course.

You have GOT to be kidding 😑

Originally posted by Imaginary
You have GOT to be kidding 😑

Search your feelings: You know that somewhere out there, some nerd is seriously considering this and probably drawing up a fanfic about it already...

... right.

Lay off the narcotics SixOfTwelve, they mess with your fanboy perceptions.

Which part of "I'm not being serious" didn't you understand?

Jeez... just a joke, people, relax... (goes back to bed) 🙁

Mods: feel free to lock the thread please.

joke, no joke..it's a bad one 😛

I know. 😛

But I also know that there were idiots around who were convinced after seeing the trailer that Palpatine's "son" line was significant.

another ****ing gay newbie thread.

Certainly newbie enough to remember the original "Obi and Owen are brothers" argument from the seventies, Youngling. 😛

he calls him son to get a bond with him and get him to the darkside

"And no, I'm not being serious, of course. "

he already said he wasn't serious about the idea....sheesh, stop trying
to correct him.

Terrific!! I'll forward it to Lucas ASAP!!

Wait, no... it's too late... Crap!

😆 😆

Originally posted by SpyCspider
"And no, I'm not being serious, of course. "

he already said he wasn't serious about the idea....sheesh, stop trying
to correct him.

then why bother making a new thread about it.. pointless banter

Originally posted by umraan
another ****ing gay newbie thread.

Do you want a warning for member bashing and using a sexual orientation in a duragatory manner? Cut the crap.

Anyways, thread closed at starters request.