How do the Hulk's Pants stay on when he transforms?

I don't want to seem like a pervert, but have any of you ever wondered how Bruce's pants stay on even after he has turned into the Hulk. I really doubt that there are pants that exist like that and that can stay on for that long after transforming, and fighting a bunch of strong tough guys like himself. When Bruce transforms, everthing goes except his pants, but it is a lot better for him to have pants while fighting than to be completely butt naked while fighting bad guys and saving the earth. That would just be grose. 😘 🤨

Because marvel doesn't want Hulk to be a porn star

Man who would want to see Hulk’s penis and butt? No me

Originally posted by Hulk Power
I don't want to seem like a pervert, but have any of you ever wondered how Bruce's pants stay on even after he has turned into the Hulk. I really doubt that there are pants that exist like that and that can stay on for that long after transforming, and fighting a bunch of strong tough guys like himself. When Bruce transforms, everthing goes except his pants, but it is a lot better for him to have pants while fighting than to be completely butt naked while fighting bad guys and saving the earth. That would just be grose. 😘 🤨

He's a scientist so he probably made elastic pants.

Come on guys. Anymore ideas more theories? What do you think guys?

he probably has the whole "unstable molecules" thing that the fantastic four have in their suits...

his mutated penis....keeps them from falling..... ✅

maybe he wears clown trousers..... that's right....TROUSERS!.... *bloody Americans*

Originally posted by colossus17
his mutated penis....keeps them from falling..... ✅

I think he means to ask how his pants keep from ripping, like his shirt does.

Truth is, they don't always stay on. In sufficient rage, Savage Hulk can get too big for his britches. There doesn't seem to be a limit to how big he can get, and sometimes the pants just can't keep up.

Amazingly his purple trousers and traveller's cheques survived the friction of falling through the Earth's atmosphere

YEah...
What IF HuLK wAS NuDE ??
I wOUld Puke On my ComPUTeer scrEEn RIGHT NOW !!!

Have no clue.

Originally posted by ImmortalOne
YEah...
What IF HuLK wAS NuDE ??
I wOUld Puke On my ComPUTeer scrEEn RIGHT NOW !!!

hysterical 😆

I mean........... Its GOTTA be HuGE !!! AnD nasTY aNd Im A maN !!!

Originally posted by ImmortalOne
I mean........... Its GOTTA be HuGE !!! AnD nasTY aNd Im A maN !!!

😆 😘 😆 😘 hysterical puke That is nasty but funny.

This is one thing I've always wanted to know.How can a man that is 6 ft have pants on when he transforms into a 15 ft monster?

i figure the hulk would b well hung 😛

The answer to that particular question is no one wants to see a giant irradiated wang quite simple

Agreed.

maybe he's angry all the time because the radiation made it shrink/fall off

Originally posted by Scoobless
maybe he's angry all the time because the radiation made it shrink/fall off

😆 I never thought of it like that but it could be. Maybe when he transforms into the Hulk, his penis dissapears but when he turns back to Bruce, it grows back. 😘