If SlipknoT was president

Started by Dr. Strangelove1 pages

If SlipknoT was president

The lincoln memorial would be replaced with a memorial of Slayer. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

and what would I the average armican get from voting and electing the great Slipknot for president?

SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If SlipKnoT were president, a new law proclaiming it's mandatory for all women over the age of 18 and younger than 35 to participate in wet T-shirt contests.

Hahaha, and All drugs would be legal

Originally posted by Ken Kenobi
If SlipKnoT were president, a new law proclaiming it's mandatory for all women over the age of 18 and younger than 35 to participate in wet T-shirt contests.
but that would mean me too ๐Ÿ˜– I dunno...that may be scarey.

The heavens will fall and hell would rise...

Originally posted by shellie
but that would mean me too ๐Ÿ˜– I dunno...that may be scarey.

*hands shellie a pitcher of ice cold water*

Get to it. It's mandatory.

4-20 would be turned into a daily holiday on every Friday.

Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
4-20 would be turned into a daily holiday on every Friday.
No way man....EVERY day

Shellie Get to it ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

sorry Ken, Ryan...Im a protester flirt1...you work for my cookies!

Thats it, You'll be tortured and Jailed if you dont get to it! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

no snot nosed kid is gonna tell ME what to do...Im 31 one years old damnit...NO!!!!

cry no

*grabs pepper spray and baseball bat*

If i was american, I would vote slip, but i'm not ๐Ÿ™