The debate to end them all; My daddy vs your dad.

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The debate to end them all; My daddy vs your dad.

I say my dad kicks your daddy's ass. He was a weightlifter in his hayday. :cool

ha!
my dad is austin powers!

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Superb thread I'd better be careful what I say here 😄

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My pop's was a boxer, and a cop.
He kicks yer dad's ass hardcore.

My father was. . . Well he is a quite exceptionally skilled martial artist. 🙂

Does that count? 😐

Technically God is the father of all... So I call him as my dad and kill you all.

Originally posted by Dizzle
Technically God is the father of all... So I call him as my dad and kill you all.
Why would my dad

Originally posted by Dizzle
father of all

Just kill me? 🤨

Yeah but my mums a dominatrix

Originally posted by long pig
My pop's was a boxer, and a cop.
He kicks yer dad's ass hardcore.

And your dad paid her to beat the sh?t out of him

hardcore

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Keep the faith 😆

Originally posted by Dizzle
Technically God is the father of all... So I call him as my dad and kill you all.

i don't believe this entity you claim as your father is the father of all..... prove it!

my dad's an aging lawyer with an artificial hip..... all your dads could probably beat him

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but then i'd run them all down with my car and then you'd all be a bunch of bast&rds

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Originally posted by Scoobless
i don't believe this entity you claim as your father is the father of all..... prove it!

my dad's an aging lawyer with an artificial hip..... all your dads could probably beat him

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but then i'd run them all down with my car and then you'd all be a bunch of bast&rds

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Killing our dads in the present makes us born(or concived) out of wedlock in the past? 🤨

Originally posted by Creshosk
Killing our dads in the present makes us born(or concived) out of wedlock in the past? 🤨

nah..... i just think that about you as it is....... trying my best to make it official so i don't just sound like one myself

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Originally posted by Scoobless
nah..... i just think that about you as it is....... trying my best to make it official so i don't just sound like one myself

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I was just wondering if you had a time alteration device attatched to your car that would kill them at a point after we were concived. . . that's be wierd. 😂

Originally posted by Creshosk
I was just wondering if you had a time alteration device attatched to your car that would kill them at a point after we were concived. . . that's be wierd. 😂

actually i don't even have a car at present....... though this time alteration device idea intrigues me........... hmmmm........ if i hit Bill Gates with it would i erase Windows XP?

might be worth a shot

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Originally posted by Scoobless
actually i don't even have a car at present....... though this time alteration device idea intrigues me........... hmmmm........ if i hit Bill Gates with it would i erase Windows XP?

might be worth a shot

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This brings up the question about how you preceive time travel to be. . . would it create a paradox, or an alternate future?

Originally posted by Creshosk
This brings up the question about how you preceive time travel to be. . . would it create a paradox, or an alternate future?

either way i'd get to run over and kill Bill Gates...... so it has to be a good thing

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Originally posted by Scoobless
either way i'd get to run over and kill Bill Gates...... so it has to be a good thing

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No arguments there. . . Bill gates is the evil in Microsoft, not the brains.

THANK GOD IT DIDN'T TAKE THAT LONG!! 😊

Ming Tea, or David or whatever your name is.... prove to me you're not who I think you are and I'll unban you 😄