If I jump?

Well the lift idea didn't work for the Emporer in that shaft. But then he didn't have a lift option did he ?

He didn't?

Ya think he could have saved himself. I guess he was just taken so off guard.

I heard he was occupied with the electricity bill.

I think you're right. I wonder where those guards went though......

They probably were the whistle blowers.

Snitches.

But RED snitches.

I wonder where those guards went though......

the jump doesn't hurt, it's the landing

I'm surprised the whole Death Star didn't blow when the Emporer landed.

when the Emperor landed on it? well, he wanted something big to brag about...

I bet he landed on a big pile of discarded tv's and refridgerators.

where those loaded with food?

Yes, yes they were. And sodas...raspberry cream sodas! My fav!

Then that bastard Emperor fell on them and made them explode on him.

Did you know that a robber stole a 7up truck and when he made tight turns soda cans flew out, hit the pavement, and shot off like missiles?