Your movie sucks !!!

Tell me your favorite movie, and i'll tell you why it sucks.

This should be interesting. I'll let it stick, but the first sign of flaming, hasta luego.

Start off with "U.H.F." ✅

hmmm... UHF sucks because it is basically a movie of parodies that parodies itself. Any movie that is so presumptuous to believe that people will like a movie that entails a parody within a parody within a parody is listening to to much Amish paradise. Besides it had david bowe in it, that is instant suckness right there.

Good rationalization with the Bowie thing.

I have two:

"Clerks" and "Almost Famous"

Clerks sucks because it is black and white. Almost famous blows because it is to god damn sentimental. you cant have sentiment in a movie about rock and roll, even if it is the death of rock. If that chik would have gotten naked that may have made up for all the whining emotion.

Dead Mans Shoes

One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest.

Dead mans shoes sucks because british people cannot be gangsters. There is somthing written somewhere that says that, trust me. Though i do give it heads up on one of the finest quotes any movie has ever produced..."i'll sleep when i'm dead"

one flew over the cuckoo's nest sucks because jack Nicholson gets lobotomized, and you just dont do that to ol Jack.

My favourite all-time movies:

(Not in order)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze
The Butterfly Effect (Threatrical edition)
Spider-Man
Spider-Man 2 (Probably my favourite)
The Return of the Living Dead
Pleasantville
Return of the Living Dead 3
The Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
Army of Darkness: Evil Dead 3.
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

Good thread.

heres a film

Matrix 😛

I have lots, but the last I watched which is a favourite of mine is The Princess and the Warrior.

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
hmmm... UHF sucks because it is basically a movie of parodies that parodies itself. Any movie that is so presumptuous to believe that people will like a movie that entails a parody within a parody within a parody is listening to to much Amish paradise. Besides it had david bowe in it, that is instant suckness right there.

Well, having sold 11 MILLION albums worldwide, something tells me that the movie wasn't that big of a gamble, and people asked for it.

Originally posted by periera
Good rationalization with the Bowie thing.

BOWE not BOWIE. Besides, David Bowie is an excellent actor, especially in "Labyrinth".

Godfather part 1,2

hehe...this should be fun. Okay, here is mine:

Master of the Flying Guillotine.

Ok let me see "The Great escape" Try to find something that sucks about it.I bet you can't.JM

"predator 2"

Escape from LA.....ok forget aboot that.....its too easy

Originally posted by rages Remorse
Dead mans shoes sucks because british people cannot be gangsters. There is somthing written somewhere that says that, trust me. Though i do give it heads up on one of the finest quotes any movie has ever produced..."i'll sleep when i'm dead"

Your rationale is impeccable, the criteria and framework you employ to evaluate the quality of a film is unsurpassed.

They are crap gangsters thats the point, and have you seen The Long Good Friday or The Krays, I think they disprove your theory

Originally posted by ragesRemorse
one flew over the cuckoo's nest sucks because jack Nicholson gets lobotomized, and you just dont do that to ol Jack.

lol. Thumbs up.