Revenge of the Sith line by line

Started by HAROLD63 pages

The elevator declines.

OBI-WAN: Stop, stop! Artoo, we need to be going up!

Thread should be called "Revenge of the Sith as narrated by HArold."

BATTLE DROID: Hands up, Jedi.

OBI-WAN: Now, that's better.

(good idea, Ast 😄 )

Two SUPER BATTLE DROIDS spot ARTOO in the process of operating the elevator

SUPER BATTLE DROID: Hey, you!

SUPER BATTLE DROID: (continuing) You stupid little astro droid.

The SUPER BATTLE DROID picks up ARTOO. ARTOO begins spraying fuel at the Droids. He then activates his thrusters, causing the fuel-covered SUPER BATTLE DROIDS to melt.

The elevator immediately begins to rise. ANAKIN is being held hostage by two BATTLE DROIDS. The elevator draws near them.

DROIDS: (in unison) Uh oh.

ANAKIN jumps into the elevator just as it passes him.

OBI-WAN: Oh, it's you.

ANAKIN: What was that all about?

OBI-WAN: Well, Artoo has been . . .

ANAKIN: No loose wire jokes.

OBI-WAN: Did I say anything?

ANAKIN: He is trying.

OBI-WAN: I didn't say anything!

The elevator opens. ANAKIN and OBI-WAN make their way into the General's Quarters. At the far side of the room, they spot SUPREME CHANCELLOR PALPATINE, binded to a chair.

OBI-WAN bows.

OBI-WAN: Chancellor.

ANAKIN: Are you all right?

Hey Harold having fun 😆 just playing

PALPATINE: Count Dooku.

Sith Lord COUNT DOOKU enters the room.

OBI-WAN: This time, we'll do it together.

(I sure am, Texansfan!)

ANAKIN: I was about to say that.

PALPATINE: Get help, you're no match for him. He's a Sith Lord.

OBI-WAN: Chancellor Palpatine, Sith Lords are our speciality.