Revenge of the Sith line by line

Started by PadmeAmidala1563 pages

uh... I concur... *Looks around* Don't look at me! I'm not starting!

EOT

WAR!!!! lol

whoa, this thread is still sticky?

This died ages ago...

PALPATINE: My mentor taught me everything abou the Force. Even the nature of the Dark Side.... Anakin, if one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects. Not just the dogmatic, narrow view of the Jedi. If you wish to become a complete and wise leader you must embrace a larger view of the Force.... Only through me can you achieve a power greater than any Jedi. Learn to know the Dark Side of the Force and you will be able to save your wife from certain death....

ANAKIN: You're the Sith Lord!

PALPATINE: Ever since I've known you you've been searching for a life greater than that of an ordinary Jedi... Are you going to kill me?

ANAKIN: I would certainly like to.

PALPATINE: I know you would. I can feel your anger. It gives you focus, makes you stronger.

yeah, I'm cool.

PALPATINE: Remember back to your early teachings: All who gain power are afraid to lose it. Even the Jedi.

ANAKIN: The Jedi use their power for good.

PALPATINE: Good is a point of view, Anakin. The Sith and the Jedi are similar in almost every way. Including their quest for greater power.

ANAKIN: The Sith rely on their passion for their strength. They think inwards, only about themselves.

PALPATINE: And the Jedi don't?

ANAKIN: The Jedi are selfless. They only care about others.

PALPATINE: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

ANAKIN: No.

PALPATINE: I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life. He had such a knowledge of the Dark Side he could even stop the ones he cared about from dying.

ANAKIN: You mean he could actually save people form death?

PALPATINE: The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

ANAKIN: What happened to him?

PALPATINE: He became so powerful. The only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunatley he taught his apprentice everything he knew then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

ANAKIN: Is it possible to learn these powers?

PALPATINE: Not from a Jedi.

Woo! Go me.

Anakin: Move to the right.

Anakin: Move to the right

obi-wan: i have bad feeling about this

huh? i am new don't know if anyone else posted this but i think darth plagus (palp... master) is anikans creater and he was on tatoniee (where anikan lived) b/c he was going to go there after he was older and teach him the force b/c he would be angry at the slva owners and kill them for what they did/do to him. just my thoughts. 📖

Originally posted by Red Superfly
Anakin: "I orderred lobster and you bring me the veil? What is wrong with you? You make me so gosh darn angry!"

*Anakin turns to the darkside, falls in a fryer, becomes Vader*

Vader: "WTF?"

Emperor: "Sucks to be you, don't it?"

Vader: "Seriously, WTF?"

Emperor: "What? You almost died, but I revived you. Only problem is your legs are now made from chopsticks. I kept your wee wee in a jar, look"

*Vader stares at the jar*

Vader: "Nooooooooooo!"

Ok, that was @#$%ing hilarious. 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by PVS
those who broke the rules and screwed it all up knew damn well what they were doing. its just annoying and these attention whores need to f*** off. ill give it a couple of weeks, maybe a month before they get bored and leave...and find others to pester and seek attention from.
until then, wtf can we do? nothing

Actually, you could always complain. Wait... You've already done that, haven't you?

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
^ ^ ^ ^
Idiot

Obi-Wan: Oddball do you copy?

That lightsaber thingy is awsome howd u do it?

yoda: anakin, a great badass you are, come to you luck will not, good there is not in the dark side only fried chicken and beans.

but yoda I must save porkroast from burning.

yoda: learn to let go of tasty food you must.

Well I wondered how long it would take for this thread to go south. ❌

And PVS did my saber glow for me. 🙂

How many times have you guys started over? This was a decent idea until people came in & screwed it all up.

Yeah, this thing died long ago. It was shot near the end of the movie, but was able to recover and finish out. Then shortly there after it was muredered by assclowns.

If not for Stunrun and Lord Yoda this thread would have never been completed the 1st time they saved the line by line thread. The second time was completly screwed up by several people. But thank you JP this thread was alot of fun and was one of the best threads in the E3 Forum.

It was good while it lasted...

R.I.P.

I think JP should write the eulogy for this thread since she was the one who started it...