1. Chloe isn't dead. (smallville)
2. Lois Lane is funny. (smallville)
3. Lois Lane is a sucker for stray dogs and naked men. (smallville)
4. There is such thing as black kryptonite. (smallville)
5. Black kryptonite saved Clark from Kal-El. (smallville)
6. Clark and Lois will work together to find out where Chloe is. (smallville)
1. Men who cheat on their girlfriend to be with you, will most probably cheat on you too at some point.
2. This world would be a much better place if people once they got what they wanted could remember just how much they wanted it to begin with.
3. I don't really like John - he has that retarded look in his eyes.
4. Greek men are a 'nono'
5. Pick a project that is easy to do.
6. My personal tutor is a dickhead.
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
1. Men who cheat on their girlfriend to be with you, will most probably cheat on you too at some point.2. This world would be a much better place if people once they got what they wanted could remember just how much they wanted it to begin with.
3. I don't really like John - he has that retarded look in his eyes.
4. Greek men are a 'nono'
5. Pick a project that is easy to do.
6. My personal tutor is a dickhead.
bad week?
If the Milk is solid, DON'T DRINK IT
Many stereotypes are true.
The best things in life are NOT free.
Women who dress revealing have no right to complain when I check them out.
Prostitutes are the most noble and wonderful people in the world.
If at first you don't succeed, give up.
And the most important lesson of all, Feminists should never be listened too, they are, by defualt, incorrect in everything they say. Do whatever is necessary to make them shut up, this includes physical violence (which is okay, because most feminists are manly dykes who can probably take a punch) or even murder.
1) Just because you like shoving things up your ass doesn't mean your gay.
2) Peanut butter is difficult to remove from your pubic hair.
3) Cheese graters are great for scratching poison oak.
4) Puking your brains out in the Carl's Junior parking lot is NOT a good way to meet women.
5) Coffee filters work fine when toilet paper runs out.
6) Toilet paper works terrible when coffee filters run out.
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1> when things get their worst, hit the person nearest to you
2> never trust ur parents when they say "if you just tell us the truth, u won't get in trouble"
3> alchohalism is the only dieasea u can get yelled at for having
4> rehab for sex addiction
5> if you have a British accent, you'll be forgiven for n e thing
6> if u're pretty you'll be loved more
Originally posted by GuitarBunny
1> when things get their worst, hit the person nearest to you
2> never trust ur parents when they say "if you just tell us the truth, u won't get in trouble"
3> alchohalism is the only dieasea u can get yelled at for having
4> rehab for sex addiction
5> if you have a British accent, you'll be forgiven for n e thing
6> if u're pretty you'll be loved more
1. i want to say "silence infidel pigs! your lips flap liek a pregnant woman!" to someone noisy
2. i have 3 one day a week weeks left and an exam to my college course
3. I'm going to fail cheerfully instead of miserably
4. i have a mean left jab right hook combo
5. how to use the washing machine without setting it on fire
6. that i shouldnt keep my mp3 in my pocket when in college as sand gets in the headphones... repeatedly