Obi-Wan (ROTS) & Anakin (ROTS) VS. Fantastic 4
Anakin and Obi-Wan can't lift shit, so they won't lift that Rock Guy very high.
F4 Wins.
Anakin and Obi-Wan can't control shit, so they will get hit by that Flame Dude.
F4 Wins.
Anakin and Obi-Wan will cut that Elastic Dude in one shot.
Jedis Wins.
Anakin and Obi-Wan are homosexual*, so fighting Jessica Alba won't be a problem for them.
*Obi-Wan does say: "I loved you Anakin!"
Jedis Wins.
Tie.
Sir, PLEASE try to be more considerate with your posts. Not that this was malevolently intended, it's just slightly agitating. You did not commit a crime of any sort, but this thread is a little offensive. I don't want to make you angry, and perhaps I am wrong, but if I see another thread like this I simply will not respond! So, in summation, it's not because of the irrelevance of the F4 people, it's because of the lack of enthusiasm or care involved in your thread here. I want to enjoy myself at this place - your gay-bashing and Star Wars slurs have no place here. I may have misjudged your idea, though, or you might simply have a different sense of humor than mine, but this is inappropriate material and is utterly discouraging me of the validity of this forum. However, if I am wrong, please tell me and explain how I have so incorrectly misjudged your character so we can move on to more intelligent discourse in the future.
Originally posted by Darth L. Dipsit
Sir, PLEASE try to be more considerate with your posts. Not that this was malevolently intended, it's just slightly agitating. You did not commit a crime of any sort, but this thread is a little offensive. I don't want to make you angry, and perhaps I am wrong, but if I see another thread like this I simply will not respond! So, in summation, it's not because of the irrelevance of the F4 people, it's because of the lack of enthusiasm or care involved in your thread here. I want to enjoy myself at this place - your gay-bashing and Star Wars slurs have no place here. I may have misjudged your idea, though, or you might simply have a different sense of humor than mine, but this is inappropriate material and is utterly discouraging me of the validity of this forum. However, if I am wrong, please tell me and explain how I have so incorrectly misjudged your character so we can move on to more intelligent discourse in the future.
And you have done nothing to me?
[edit] btw, if you or anyone finds no interest in this thread, then i will realize it by myself, i dont need you to tell me that, and also, you can stfu and not mind about this thread 🙂
[edit[edit]] Nice Ninja Jedi sig dude lol
Anakin and Obi-Wan can't lift shit, so they won't lift that Rock Guy very high.F4 Wins.
The Force can lift the Thing, who is light enough for even Spider-Man to lift, easily. Plus, a lightsaber can cut through the Thing, who is only made of rock.
Anakin and Obi-Wan can't control shit, so they will get hit by that Flame Dude.F4 Wins.
Control? What's that got to do with anything? A well-timed cut with a saber will cut Johnny in half. That, or the Thing can be thrown at him.
Anakin and Obi-Wan are homosexual*, so fighting Jessica Alba won't be a problem for them.*Obi-Wan does say: "I loved you Anakin!"
Jedis Wins.
Since I think you only said this to get people riled up, I'll go ahead and mention there's always the fact that Neo marries a man in the Matrix trilogy.
No reason to be an ass-hole here.
Originally posted by Darth_Nefarus
No, because Anakin has a wife and he got her pregnant, so they aren't gay. Obi-Wan loves Anakin, yes, like a brother, a son. Their Jedi, not Catholics.
That's cold! You jus insulted half my family!
And I would bang Jessica alone since Obi Wan was a good Jedi and Anakin loved Padme too much.
Dammit, Nefarus... it's hard to be serious when you make jokes... lmao
On behalf of my comrade here I will apologize to Catholics and remind all to take jokes not as personal insults, but as jokes. And the intent was not to hurt but to make one smile. Poor taste? Perhaps. Worth getting riled over? Never.
Now, JPeg, you are walking a fine line here. We don't take kindly to bashers and haters here. You have my word that I will have you dealt with, if I have to harass Ken and Ush all week, I will. This is your warning to you from me. Don't come here being an ass. I don't go to whereever it is you come from and make hell. Either change your tone or change your location.
I hath spoken yet again.