In need an apprentice......

Well hello,everyone im in need of an apprentice,someone who can do my paper work,help control my large army,slaughter people at my will etc. oh and assist me in the jedi battle zone. so who's up for it?.....the pays good $1,000 a day and holidays on weekends.......

Paperwork? Damn it.

You had me at the slaughtering

yeah the slaughtering sounded good....but the paperwork turned me off.

well the paperwork is 5% the slaughtering 95%......so its good

still, though.

cmon....its a good deal.....fine if you join within the next five minutes No paerwork,eh? cmon......

can we make the people we slaughter do the paperwork before they are slaughtered?

Hmmmm.i like your thinking my man....Indeed thats a very good idea....it shall be done......so wanna be my apprentice?

whomever joing will get a collection of steak knives......

Did darth maul have to do paperwork for palpatine? Hmm?

Can I have pumpkin pie too?

Originally posted by ESP07
Can I have pumpkin pie too?

I like pie!

Yes one pumpkin pie......no make it three,see i treat my employees well.....

are they stainless steel knives?

Ok, i'm in....what do I need to do

of course,nothing but the best.........

well hmmmm......lets see someing does anyone else wanna be my apprentice? cause if so you can fight for it.....if not hmmmm,just say your my apprentice.....i'll PM you with the details later....

what, there's compitition now? Bring em on!