In Need of an Apprentice Better than Gen. Grievous's's's's!

Come, join me! There's not a hint of paperwork, that's what droids are for. Slaughtering, murdering- axe-murdering, if you're lucky, stabbing, killing...and so on.

$1,001 a second! 😱

Originally posted by Captain REX
Come, join me! There's not a hint of paperwork, that's what droids are for. Slaughtering, murdering- axe-murdering, if you're lucky, stabbing, killing...and so on.

$1,001 a second! 😱

*Applies for job.*

Me?

*pushes ken outta the way*
me! pick me!

What, no paperwork?

Paperwork is optional, I suppose... 🙄

Now, don't push and shove...oh, wait...we're evil...go ahead, maim one another!

Well, I am obedient, thoughtful, and trustworthy.

Originally posted by dark1365
Well, I am obedient, thoughtful, and trustworthy.

And I am not...which is why I would make the best evil apprentice.

Damn, I thought it was for light. Oh well.

Of course! But Ken's been my evil pawn for years...eh, he's still able to apply...

I could also have Apprenticeses!

I'm in the running for the "other" apprenticeship. Perhaps we could cut a deal?

What?! Traitor to the Rex...er...land. 😐

Sure, why not.

Originally posted by Captain REX
Of course! But Ken's been my evil pawn for years...eh, he's still able to apply...

I could also have Apprenticeses!

Your Apprentices could have Apprentices!

That's what Apprenticeses are. And then, the next step down is Apprenticeseses.

Hahaha....

Originally posted by Captain REX
That's what Apprenticeses are. And then, the next step down is Apprenticeseses.

Then...Apprenticeseseses, but no one wants to be Apprenticeseseses, they are bottom feeders.

no traitor, more of a mercenary

Apprenticeseseses? I believe you are speaking of Apprenticeseseseseseseseseseseseseses, Ken.

low men on the totum pole

I follow no one queen AND I already have my own evil apprentice and have for some time now ✅ I have shaped Alpha Centauri into quite a follower of the Dark Side....