What Would be The Most Unexpected Plotline

What do you guys think would be the most unexpected plotline, here are some of my imaginations:
1. Padme cheats Anakin, by having a relationship with Obi-Wan
2. Yoda turns... Dark Side, i don't know maybe.. Darth Yodium ??
3. Chebaca turned into the first Wookie Jedi
4. Palpie had a wife ??
5. C3p0 turns into a droid Lightsaber master (like grievous0
6. Dooku had son, and he revenged both Sith and Jedi !!!
7. Someone with the same species as Yoda shows up.....

The most impossible one is....... I get to marry Natalie Portman !!!
lol

Post yours here !!!

Originally posted by ImmortalOne
The most impossible one is....... I get to marry Natalie Portman !!!
lol

I dont know about the others, but your right that is impossible. 😛

im sure there was a jedi wookie befor the movies i mean there was lowbacca after the movies
who would make love to dooku look at him
yoda turning darkside would be good but i would stick with darth yoda
and theres all ready a nother person the same species yaddle shes green and in TPM

Hey, astrofan !! Don't tell YOUR not attracted to Padme !!??

Hey !! Dooku is freakin rich !! She could buy any women!! And oh yeah that .... Force sexual pleasuring hehehehhee

Darth Yoda, the midget Sith Lord !!!

Luke isn't actually Anakin's child but is actually Owen's, and the real Luke died sometime inbetween, without the aunt and uncle telling anyone.

Mace Windu somehow survived his sick fall and comes back, brimming with scars and the dark side.

A spare dozen Jedi survive and eventually come together. Enraged at the betrayal, they blame the weakness of the Order and the corruption of the Republic, and spawn a new legion of dark exiled Jedi.

The Hutts originally arrange a coup against the Empire, but fail and are beaten back. The parent of Jabba has dealings with these new dark jedi.

R2 D2 was infected with an imperial bug and was secretly transfering information to the Empire, allowing the Rebels to be tracked to Hoth.

Qui Gon Jinn actually tells Yoda and Obi-Wan that he was wrong, that the prophecy was in fact trickery leaked to the Jedi Council by the Sith, and that Anakin was in fact created by the Sith based on Plageus' dark practices.

Yoda's race was responsible for the creation of the Jedi Order millenia ago, and since, one member of the race has always come out of seclusion to lead the Order. This race than rises up to destroy orders of other Force practitioners, finally believing they have abused their powers too much. The waves of agony in the Force are unbearable.

First originated by a Sith lord of old, perhaps even Marka Ragnos, a plot was hatched to create the Sith'ari: the perfect Sith being of amazing Force potential to help create the Golden Sith Empire of legend. Experiments with this led to the creation of EXar Kun, Freedan Nadd, Revan, Kaan, and Anakin Skywalker.

I didnt say I wasnt attracted to her, because I am. 😎

I was just making a joke about what you said, and agreeing with the point you made about it being impossible for YOU to marry her. 😛

New one.....
Vader married somone else........
I mean Obi didn't cut off his ........ ding dong.... when he left him buning didn't he ?
And this child is as powerful as Luke and Leia combined....!!!

I liked mine better.

leia turns to the dark side, and becomes a sith miss. she takes over the empire and using her negotiating talents rebirths a whole new empire. she takes her twins at her side, but only one can be apprentice, as is the sith way. the other twin sees the light of way and manages to stop the other twin before its too late. they both take down leia but cannot live with themselves so go on an eternal pilgrimmage to make up for their sin.

perhaps lando turns bad, mining operation still run by empire, he uses insider knowledge of republic to help empire....

ewoks all become jedi masters😄

Gay marriage would be unexpected in SW or someone going for a shit

Hahahaha
Vader: No, I am your father!
Luke: STFU I need to shit.
Vader:....

Obi-Wans Son is behind all the things that has happened the last few decades .............
his mother ?? Amidala !!!

Otaku_Sith's son revenge's Otaku's death,by killing the whole,Jedi Order(NJO,maybe?)with his mother by his side,his mother?Padme,of course.

Anakin "Padmé How can you be pregnant? I was faking it"
Padmé "Okay I admit it, I installed a new function on C3P0, i'm so sorry Anakin but I got lonely."

hehee.lolBut really i'm the father,Leia's C3 PO's.Luke's mine.Strange though that they are still twins.

Padme cheats Anakin with Yoda, Anakin turns dark, so does Yoda, they both fight for Padme, Sids breaks them up saying:" You must let go of what you love. The fear of losing it can lead to the dark side." Both kill Palpy, and Padme runs away with R2, while Obi and Grievous get married. Maul is Obi-wans best man. Ewoks crash the wedding, making a jedi wookie sacrifice, destroyi8ng the only family of wookies, which had a strong force sensitivity. Thus, the Ewok Empire is created.

You know somebody could actually create a story about that 😛

Yoda getting boomstick and forcing luke off his swamp.

Anakin simply loses his balance and falls into the lava.

Anakin is Force choked to death by a youngling

Obi shoots at Greivous and it bounces back into his face, killing Obi

Obi gets jealous and punches Padme in her stomach, killing the twins.

Order 66 is actually the order to wipe out the Sith

Yoda can't fit in the tiny hole at the bottom of the Senate

Chewbacca tries to kill Yoda

Sidious is shot in the back during his Empire speech at the Senate

When Anakin first gets into Vader suit, his voice sounds really high and wimpy.

Order 66 is to give all Jedi a pinata of Darth Sidious,

Yoda gets high on Chewbacca (Don't ask),

The force is really Martha Stewart,

Girevous is a girl and she and Anakin fall in love and make horrible demon/cyborg babies,

Obi-Wan is having an affair with Grievous behind Anakin's back,

The enemies that Obi-Wan goes up against aren't arrogant,

Jar-Jar is Luke's father,

The opening scene in three doesn't cause motion sickness,

Darth Bane secretly loves the color pink,

We finally get a cannon sith who derives powers from joy and love,

Palpatine pigs out on chocolate and becomes spherical,

Asajj Ventress finds the golden ticket in a bar of Wonka chocolate,

Obi-Wan gets drunk and kills thousands on his drunken rampage,

Anakin, Grievous, Padme, and Boss Nass get married together.