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Jar-Jar Binks is the incarnation of "Dorky".
He IS Dorky in it's most pure form.
He is stupid. He walkes like a moron. He talkes like a moron. His brain is the size of a walnut, and he's a pussy coward. His grin makes you want to punch him through the face with a spiked gauntlet.
I would love to see a large crate fall on him.
Heres a deleted scene from Revenge of the Sith:
Anakin is sitting alone in the Council Chambers. He decides to go and save Chancellor Palpatine from the Jedi. He runs out and hops in a speeder, and takes off.
Jar-Jar Binks is on the roof of a buildling in the heart of Coruscant.
Jar-Jar: "Oh no. Annie aint never gonna come outta there. Heesa gonna be crunched"
Traffic becomes heavy where Jar-Jar is. He hides behind a parked vehicle.
Jar-Jar: "Meesa no like all theesa traffic. Meesa want annie to come back"
The Traffic lessens. Jar-Jar peeks his head over the top of the speeder he's hiding behind.
Anakins speeder comes zooming right toward him.
Jar-Jar: "YAYY. Heesa comin back. Meesa happy now"
Anakins speeder doesn't slow down.
*lop*
Anakins speeder continues toward the senate buildling.