Dear Conservatives
Dear Conservatives:
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Because all of you keep asking, "Well what would you do differently?"
(borrowed from Portal of Evil)
Little Johnny Arab does not pop out of the womb thinking "When I grow up I am going to strap a bomb to my ass and blow up a couple random civilians."
But when Little Johnny Arab's mother, father, three sisters and two brothers die in five or six seperate "incidents" because the Allied Forces bombed the wrong wedding or bridge or random car that looked shifty, and his cousin is all over the news with a lightbulb up his ass while American soldiers look on and laugh at his small penis, and his best friend has been spirited off to God knows what horrible country to be tortured for whatever information he may or may not have, and he can't even approach an American soldier because they fired the gay interpreters and no one left speaks English, and then his f-ck--g taxi cab is crushed by a Yankee tank because he was looting (if you can call taking wood from the burned-out wreckage that used to be the local mental hospital "looting"😉 he might, just might, consider it worth the pathetic awful life he has left to get a little taste of sweet sweet revenge.
Terror is not born. It is made. It is made every time we hit the wrong target and then say it was their fault. It is made every time we commit some horrendous and obvious social gaff. It is made every time we try to pull some propaganda "The Iraqis love us" move and fail miserably because we can't even hold a fake rally correctly anymore. It is made every time some screeching lunatic goes on the television and says we should nuke mecca. It is made every time some idiot asks "Why do they hate our freedom?" It is made every single time the short-sighted sh;t-flinging self-obsessed neanderthals in charge put politics ahead of people.
That is what you should do differently.
Thoughts?