Palpatine's Booger

Here is a good thread idea.

'Palpatine's ear wax'
Discuss, discuss 😮‍💨

how about smoke that shit and pass it on the left hand side. quit hogging the bong darth

Hey your sig should say "don't underestimate the power of the high side"

Good idea for the sig Halo.
<Passes the bong to the left> 😮‍💨

*destroys bong with Sith lightning* 😐

Originally posted by Captain REX
*destroys bong with Sith lightning* 😐

The Bong is....Indestructible. It cannot dissapear, it only changes form unoticably. No one, NO ONE can stop the Bong.

he´s just someone with a big nose, just shows the makers of the star treck series arn´t the only ones to stick a bit of putty on someone and call them an alien.

Can somone please post a screenshot of this supposed "booger." I must say i have not noticed it myself.

<Laughs at Rex's attempt to destroy the bong.>

If you will not be turned Rex, you will be destroyed!
Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the high side!
You have paid the price for your lack of...vision!
Now young Rex.....you will die.
😮‍💨

the high side clouds everything...cool

don't underestimate the power of the munchies

Don`t underestimate the power of the "BOOGER"!

Judge me by my bong do you? And well you should not, for my ally is the bowl, and a powerful ally it is. Life lights it, makes it smoke. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Stoned beings are we, not this crude matter.You must breathe the smoke around you............ 😮‍💨

PALPATINE: You must sense what I have come to suspect . . . the Jedi Council want control of the Republic . . . they're planning to betray me.
<wipes nose>

ANAKIN: I don't think . . .ummmm

PALPATINE: Anakin, search your feelings. You know, don't you?

ANAKIN: I know they don't trust you . . .

PALPATINE: Or the Senate . . . or the Republic . . . or democracy for that matter.

ANAKIN: Excuse me Chancellor.....
<<Motions for Palpatine to blow his nose>>
<<Booger only becomes more apparent>>

PALPATINE: They asked you to do something that made you feel dishonest, didn't they?

ANAKIN doesn't say anything. He simply looks down.

PALPATINE: (continuing) They asked you to spy on me, didn't they?

ANAKIN: I don't know ... I don't know what to say.
<<Tries to look away but the allure of the booger compells him>>

PALPATINE: Remember back to your early teachings. Anakin. "All those who gain power are afraid to lose it." Even the Jedi.

ANAKIN: The Jedi use their power for good.

PALPATINE: Anakin...., allow me to show you the path to greater power. It is unattainable by even the greatest of all the Jedi.
<<Blows his nose>>

PALPATINE: Behold, in my left nostril I hold the Kaiburr crystal!

Wow, now I'm really feeling the high-side. 😮‍💨