Morning Wood.....

most excellent ✅

I'll be dreaming of you. 😐

i know im late in the thread to tell you all this but one time i was heading up north michigan and we decided to stop at a dunkin doughnuts. when we got to the counter the following conversation took place.

Lady: hi can i ask you something(just to let you all know her boyfriend was next to her)
me : uhh sure
Lady: err wait nevermind i cant a kid just walked in
Me: no go ahead
Lady: *whispering* is it true that guys wake up with a giant boner?
Me: (unabashed)err yeah

so yeah i really like dunkin doughnuts now 😄

Originally posted by TrAnCeDuO
iLady: *whispering* is it true that guys wake up with a giant boner?
Me: (unabashed)err yeah

thats true, unless your asian...WHOOOO!!!! WHAT A BURN!!!....no, i kid cause i like.....i love my asian brothers and sisters, espicially sisters naughty.....in a nonincest way of course

i feel ya.

I have a question for my fellow males here... from what i know...puberty stops around the late teens. so 18 19 possibly 20.

When do we stop having morning wood?

never!!!!! i am 34 and it gets harder than ever!!!

😂 are you serious... I dont really mind its just, im 19..and im about to be 20 next month and i still get morning wood

This thread makes me horny! 😮

dude, the older you get, the harder your morning wood gets. whats this crap about a man reaching his sexual peak at 18? i feel as though i am peaking right now!!!

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
This thread makes me horny! 😮

only one thing makes me horny.

which is?

*hums and zips it*

Morning wood is really taking over around here. I've got it right now, and it's 8:45pm! 😉

yeah? me too!!! 💃

😕
I think thats just called over active penis

renske

piggle...roll over a bit...your leaning on my wood 😂

Originally posted by Mist
piggle...roll over a bit...your leaning on my wood 😂

I thought that was a tent pole... 😱