Yoda vS Juggernaut

Started by FistOfThe North3 pages

Yoda vS Juggernaut

Yoda vS Juggernaut

Yoda easy. Lubbernaught cannot match the power of the Force.

How will Yoda beat Juggernaut ?

Yoda gets accidently stepped on, while Jugs is trying to figure out who he's supposed to be fighting.

Like this:
Jugs: "alright, dammit! come out where I can see yo....ah, hell...i stepped in something"

rofl

Juggy wins. What the hell can Yoda do against the Juggernaut?
May be Jiggy gets afraid because he thinks Yoda is somekind of Little Hulk (green skin*g)

lightsabres cut through ALL material (save two, neither of which juggy has). no lightsabre... simple... yoda has halted an entire fleet mid-flight... juggy wouldnt be nearly as hard to control with the force. Also, he isnt the brightest. Yoda could tell him to go drown himself in his own spit and he would do it.

Yoda

I've noticed alot of these Juggernaut vs threads recently

well if Juggernaut has been de-powered recently (which i'm pretty sure he has) then Yoda should be able to take him

Originally posted by Kontraz
lightsabres cut through ALL material (save two, neither of which juggy has).

What materials? I'm sure his forcefield and magically regenerative and tough body will due.
no lightsabre... simple... yoda has halted an entire fleet mid-flight... juggy wouldnt be nearly as hard to control with the force. Also, he isnt the brightest.

He does have 2 telepathy blocking helmets though.
Yoda could tell him to go drown himself in his own spit and he would do it.

Juggernaut doesn't drown.

Don't get me wrong though. I don't think Juggernaut will win because Yoda's too fast.

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
What materials? I'm sure his forcefield and magically regenerative and tough body will due.

He does have 2 telepathy blocking helmets though.
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Juggernaut doesn't drown.

Don't get me wrong though. I don't think Juggernaut will win because Yoda's too fast.

all materials. Simply put. The only things that lightsabres cant cut are energy (which technically isnt a material, but might as well classify it as one) and some kind of force-driven metal alloy deal

telepathy blocking wont help... force doesnt use telepathy at all

and yes, juggernaut doesnt drown... he was buried in cement and lived, so thats pretty obvious... wont keep him from TRYING to drown himself though 😆 the image of him dunking his head underwater and trying his best to drown himself makes me giggle 😛

Originally posted by Kontraz
all materials. Simply put. The only things that lightsabres cant cut are energy (which technically isnt a material, but might as well classify it as one) and some kind of force-driven metal alloy deal

Magic ain't hearin' nothin' of it.
telepathy blocking wont help... force doesnt use telepathy at all

Then how does it work? If Star Wars is going to be so incompatible with every other universe simply because of what things aren't then we can't be having debates on them.

Originally posted by Swanky-Tuna
Then how does it work? If Star Wars is going to be so incompatible with every other universe simply because of what things aren't then we can't be having debates on them.

it works because the Jedi can control the living force energy that flows through everything.... it flows through Jggernauts brain and so regular telepathy blocking wont help him

How would yoda be any different than a strong telepath from the marvel universe excluding his light saber? Juggernaut would step on yoda, granted juggs isnt going to do much of anything while yoda has him suspended in air, but yoda is going to get tired sooner or later, and when he does he wont be able to hold juggernaut anymore.

Originally posted by Scoobless
it works because the Jedi can control the living force energy that flows through everything.... it flows through Jggernauts brain and so regular telepathy blocking wont help him

That just shows the incompatibility then.

Where is the logic in this......
A dumb-ass MuscleMan.... vs. Midget wise-ass dude

Yoda wins hands down !!!!....... Just throw the damn lightsaber !!!

I remember seeing those goobers on StarWars not being able to cut through a steel door with lightsabres, don't give me that shit about "they can cut through anything"....bullllssshhhiiittttttt.

Oh please, can't Yoda just fling him out into space and win by forfeit?

~wickerman~

No.

Originally posted by long pig
No.

ok.....why?

~wickerman~

Why doesn't he throw everything into space instead of fighting them?
He can't.