Star Wars re-written from a cynic's P.o.V

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Star Wars re-written from a cynic's P.o.V

Ok, feel free to judge this but I saw the humour in it. A friend of mine who knows little about star wars save the films has re-written RotS as he saw it. It's VERY funny, and to give you a sample, here 'ee goes:

Anekins: Um. Err. Oh yeah, cos Old fart turned out of be a badass and said that to save my wife's life I have to become a Sith and use the dark side and kill kids.

Vicar: Wait, let me get this straight. You're going to give up all your moral principals, Jedi training, and common humanity on the off chance that a dream you had about your wife might come true cos a senile OAP told you so?

Anekins: Err yeah.

Here's the link: HERE

Also, feel free to leave comments if you can.

Take it lightheartedly... although he did think it was awful...

tell your mate that its not anekins, its anakin

ithats pretty funny, and i could see from a normal viewers POV that it would kinda look like that

um... anekins is the take the piss form cos he's a cry-baby...

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