jedi attack first

Be like a cool Pauley Shore. Oooo, howabout a SW movie with Pauley?

"Du..uuuude, he's all, ev-iiiiil, buuuddy"

Pauley Shore has officially hijacked this thread.

Okay, you could put Vader in stitches...err more stitches. Say, gimme your funniest answer on this; Is vader cutting Luke's hand off considered Child Abuse?

he did it to curb luke's addiction of masturbation.

Spoiler:
hey, that rhymed.

Yes. Yes it is. 😐

So that's the stuff that clogged up the Moisture Vaps...

Yo Red, what's your take on Leia frenching Luke?

So Pauley Shore and Luke's masturbation tendencies have successfully hijacked yet another thread, and long may it continue.

As for Leia frenching Luke. It doesn't matter what I think, The Force is derived from a little of Catholicism, so when they die, they will both end up in endless purgatory, and have their knuckles smacked by rulers held by middle aged nuns.

In relation to the earlier discussion, would Pauly Shore cut off his own hand in order to stop himself masturbating to death?

Discuss.

Why cut off is hand when he can cut *it* off??

Interesting point. One cannot deny the endless philosophical debates that Pauly Shore brings to a discussion.

I think Jar Jar should've been played by Pauley. Only he is stupid enough to give Palpy the powers he needs to destroy the Jedi.

If Jar Jar had the voice of Peter Griffin, then he'd be funny regardless of how lame he was.

At the funeral, you could see it on Jar Jar's face. He was thinking; "Mesa Fooked up..Mesa bombad."

I agree. Seth Macfarlane is a very funny guy.

And we've wanderred way off the mark.

*steers topic on track again*

So, if the majority of Jedi seem to attack first, and the Sith have so far ignited their sabers prior to the Jedi, then would Pauly Shore cut off his own d*ck in front of Jar Jar Binks?

Maybe, after giving Jar Jar a few hits. *ahhem*