Americans only thread

THANK YOU! You know what I'm taking about.

Yeah. I may live in TN. but that doesn't mean I don't have a TV and know whats going on. Stupid terrorist.

Your lucky you dont live here every day soilders, Iraq all sorts of bull crap.

Hmm..I wouldn't really call my self lucky. Yeah sure it's quit and all around here but you get tried of every day "Hey Mr. Wilson how's your store doin' you got that PS2 what'chmacallit?" "Nope, were expect'n to get it in next week. Now you get on to school." "I ain't going to no dang school. I'm 15 I can what ever the heck I want!" Just kidding we're not that far behind but it is kinda dull around here.

Originally posted by Haru-Donovan
Fine then don't tell me it's not like I wanted to know any way. schmoll

sary i didnt answer. please forgive me. i was busy writing dirty french jokes!

Damn.

Originally posted by edida
sary i didnt answer. please forgive me. i was busy writing dirty french jokes!

It's cool. Now about them jokes.

You can't ask frenchies who cut the cheese? You'll never know

Originally posted by Fëanor
so soon....😑

oh well....cya ella
glad you're not stella
or some strange lil fella
standing at the bus stop
suckin' on a lollipop
😄

hug

Awwww! How sweeet. You wrote me a poem. hug 😱 😮

The great E returns. Just in time. We're makin fun of frenchies.

I've got a joke:
Phone rings:
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes what can I do for you?
"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"
"Thank you very much for your call, sir"
The next day the FBI agents deend on Virgil's house.They seach the shed where the fire wood is kept. Useing axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
The phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This is Floyd. Did the FBI come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

Who says Rednecks aren't real bright.

Not a French joke but still funny.

What! It was a good joke. Fine I'll take my jokes somewhere else.

Dude I wasnt here.Jeez..... It was kinda funny though.

Originally posted by Elladora
Awwww! How sweeet. You wrote me a poem. hug 😱 😮

and there ain't too many that can do that!!!! 😱

Differant thread for that Sh.it

oh...i didn't know that we were being too offtopic for this thread

waitaminute....this is the OTF, isn't it? isn't it?

Thats what I've been trying to tell people

i suggest buying a bullhorn that way when you need to be heard - you can do so at your leisure and at a reasonable volume so as to be heard...

you do have....money, right?

LOL! Youre joking right? Im as broke as th Spinx's nose. I dont have a job. Even in good ole america.

why do people make threads like these? first britain, then america then canada what's next, indochina?