Dead People Only Thread.

Only post here if you are deceased. Thanks. 🙂

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i have a dead left arm, does that count?

my family jewels no longer work so does that count........

*grabs his chest*... ACK!! scared .... *dies* ... 😖

😱 i died last week....

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Only post here if you are deceased. Thanks. 🙂

my mom says I'm dead to her
so does that count 😱

Originally posted by punkkaveman
my family jewels no longer work so does that count........

My apendix is dead lal that count? 😉

my co-workers say im braindead.............bleh

im gonna die soon...does that count

and my relatives....and friends........one day while i was walking around....President George Bush walked past me and said

"Do you want to know about my strategery?"

I said "No"

So he was like "Braindead Alabamians.....why did we come here again??"

And Dick Cheney was like.."Cause you can buy their votes with $12 dollars and a pack of Miller."

And Bush was like "AAAAHHHHH Strategery."

right....

whers the zombie hoard when u need them?

I so badly want to be a zombie...

that tells me alot about you wind......stop it!!!!! i dont want to know anymore.

Nothing beats a walking corse. 😉

i beat a walking corpse befor..............broke my bat.

i eat people for fun😐

yeah....sure.......

oh wait..............oh

uhm..........dont talk like that in mixed company.....shame mist