What I Learned From The ANOES Films...
ANOES:
1. Never fall asleep in a bathtub.
2. Unless you know how to set up a series of elaborate booby-traps, never lock yourself in a house with a murderer.
3. If you're going to get revenge on a child murderer by setting him on fire, make sure he's dead.
4. Nightmares can give you gray hair.
Dream Warriors:
1. Too much TV is bad for you.
2. Not everyone believes in fairy tales.
3. If you're going to be reuninted with your father, make sure he's REALLY your father.
Dream Master:
1. Not all dreams involving the beach are good.
Dream Child:
1. Unborn babies can dream too.
Freddy's Dead:
1. If you were adopted, more likely than not you're biological father's a murderer.
2. Video games can be deadly, and yet have great graphics.
3. Some people like being whipped by a belt.
4. Never snoop. It could mean your death.
New Nightmare:
1. Horror movies are a means to keep evil at bay.
Freddy VS Jason:
1. Never piss off either of these guys.