It was a turd all along!

Well, I'm happy to say that I was mistakenly pregnant, it was just a turd all along. 🙂

I must say though, I am a bit sad. I was looking forward to parenting this child sooooo . . . to feel as though it was all worth something . . .

I have named the turd, Donald and he's a healthy lump of brown joy! 🙂

>.>

Is he cute?

Ewww! U name ur turd, Donald! U should name it, Stinky!!

How about Mr Hanky? (I know it's not original...)

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Well, I'm happy to say that I was mistakenly pregnant, it was just a turd all along. 🙂

I must say though, I am a bit sad. I was looking forward to parenting this child sooooo . . . to fell as though it was all worth something . . .

I have named the turd, Donald and he's a healthy lump of brown joy! 🙂

😕 if u mistake a turd for a child
you should think about going to a hospital cause you have like a month to live 😕

😱 he has your eyes!

Turds, have eyes?? I didn't know that!

how does he taste?

Originally posted by Mist
😱 he has your eyes!

hysterical

Originally posted by ApolloX
Is he cute?

Originally posted by fantasygirl
Turds, have eyes?? I didn't know that!

I think that's sweetcorn!

lol

How big can the chunks of corn be?

So u guys like turd with bugs flying around it? I didn't know that either!

Originally posted by shaber
How big can the chunks of corn be?

are they edible?

Dont tell me you flushed him!!!

Originally posted by punkkaveman
are they edible?

do u really wanna know?

Originally posted by GuitarBunny
do u really wanna know?

🙄 😄

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I think that's sweetcorn!