hmm, I'd be a fallen dark jedi (not fallen, fallen it is a race, like Xizor).
I would be as powerful and wise as Yoda. But I would use both the light and dark side of the force
Reasons for being a fallen, they live for hundreds of years, they are also supposedly very good looking and they have a power were they can make women do anything that they want. So I get laid a lot. Thats far better than being NJO Luke