*drives*
*hits a wall*
*tries to go around*
*hits another wall*
*calls mechanic*
*is informed that car is not the problem*
*tries driving again*
*hits wall again*
...
*beeps horn firmly but politely*
*encounters no response*
*checks again with the mechanic*
...
*gets out*
*tries to hitchhike but encounters no passing vehicles*
*checks map*
Darn it, I can't see the map!
*buys voice-operating GPS system*
*is told to drive straight up five miles*
...
*checks that against the map*
*still can't see*
*goes to nearest gas station to ask for directions*
*is told to drive straight down five miles*
*after fifteen minutes of trying this, realizes that car is not properly equipped*
*goes to toy store and buys magnetic car capable of going on vertical surfaces*
*is unable to fit through door*
...
*falls asleep*