Holy Shite! That Bug Is HUGE!
I was comin home from eatin, and then all of a sudden a huge bug what looked like a wasp flew on the hood of my care, it had a wing span of about 5 inches, had a horn lookin thing comin out of it's back, I HUGE stinger, and about a 5 inch tail! It looked exactly like a wasp except for all those other weird things. Maybe it flew down here from Australia, or maybe it was on steroids, I don't know, but I have never seen anything like it. I wish I had a pic of it.