I have something! Ok. If you have lawn gnomes, attempt to feed them string cheese. If they don't take it, run them over with the lawn mower, if you don't have a lawn mower, chuck them down the street. If their too heavy to chuck, take a sledge hammer to their face. If you don't have a sledgehammer, sit on them. If your lawn gnome doesn't have a face, why is it in your yard? If you don't have a butt with which you can sit on your lawn gnome, get surgery. If you just don't have a lawn gnome, you're screwed.
Originally posted by Chiharu_eniwa
I have something! Ok. If you have lawn gnomes, attempt to feed them string cheese. If they don't take it, run them over with the lawn mower, if you don't have a lawn mower, chuck them down the street. If their too heavy to chuck, take a sledge hammer to their face. If you don't have a sledgehammer, sit on them. If your lawn gnome doesn't have a face, why is it in your yard? If you don't have a butt with which you can sit on your lawn gnome, get surgery. If you just don't have a lawn gnome, you're screwed.
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