Sifo-Dyas identity revealed!!!!

Started by SithSpy11 pages

Hmmm what have you stumbled across here tpaq? to a dark place this line of thought will take us

Yes indeed! Ponder on this we must.

Wayne...

Ok, I leave and this is how you people amuse yourselves? hysterical

Miss you all SO SO much. Take care of each other, Bilb I love the sig.

The Priestess aka JP

PS Congrats Wayne on making MOTM at TRA, I voted for ya buddy! thumbsup

JP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey babe good to see you!! We miss you very much as well, and we are as always watching out for each other 😄

One thing tho' what do you mean by amuse ourselves, i assure you priestess that there is no amusement going on here, we have decided on this theroy as a group to be the most plausible, and will stick by said theroy upon pain of death 😇 😈 👿

Originally posted by tpaquin
You guys are looking too deeply into this...

I typed in Sifo Dyas in google images, and look what I found:

Look at those hateful, beady little eyes. This is the evil Sifo Dyas, in the flsh...or felt...or whatever muppets are made out of.

Don't believe me? Here is his forum profile.

OMFG 😐

Its always teh one you dont suspect, isnt it? All these years I thought Beaker was just cute & harmless.. D'OH

Wait.. a muppet as a Sith.. a muppet playing puppet master.. my brain hurts! 😑 😑 😑

well if the masters a puppet who is also a puppet master then who pulls the strings of the puppett master who is also a puppett, does he pull his own strings hold on..............oh dear......I dont know where I am, someone help!!!

Originally posted by SithSpy
well if the masters a puppet who is also a puppet master then who pulls the strings of the puppett master who is also a puppett, does he pull his own strings hold on..............oh dear......I dont know where I am, someone help!!!

Exactly! I think.. oh hell I dont know anymore 😕

well as the muppets were worked as stick puppets it would probably be someone 'pushing and pulling' his sticks (although I do have to admit it sounds a little rude!)
Beaker is an anagram of Keaber which as I'm sure you all know is hungarian for 'dark lord'

Wayne...

Thank God it wasn't the Swedish Chef - he was made of cloth, yet he had human hands... even more confusing.

This could indeed make sense....
Remember the Muppets special with Mark Hamill and the Droids....

Remember Darth Nader....?? A former Jedi called Gonzo who had fallen to the darkside and become twisted and evil.... More machine than ham...

The muppet theory holds up... Was HE the one responsible...? And if not... Was it Jabba's intention to shift blame to the vertically challenged Dark lord or were they in cahoots....? The plot thickens!!!

Originally posted by mossman
Thank God it wasn't the Swedish Chef - he was made of cloth, yet he had human hands... even more confusing.

Urrrdee gerdeee... urdee gurdeee... urdee gurdeee....!!

It would make sense if it was Jabba!!! OMG!! Yay!! My life is now complete!

Sifo-Dyas is just a jedi who was killed almost ten years before AOTC.

Count dooku ordered the clone army, under the name of Syfo Dyas

Thats EU.

It was Jabba... Face this truth in your heart.... You KNOOOOWWW it to be true.... 😛

Originally posted by waynerobsonuk
well as the muppets were worked as stick puppets it would probably be someone 'pushing and pulling' his sticks (although I do have to admit it sounds a little rude!)
Beaker is an anagram of Keaber which as I'm sure you all know is hungarian for 'dark lord'

Wayne...


And how does bunson fit into all of this? Perhaps he is the reincarnation of Qui-Gon. Or Maul. OR BOTH! Tha's how he has Qui-Gon's beady eyes and Maul's bald head...
...It's all becoming crystal clear....

What about Animal then... I think we have revealed a new plot?

Well, in Joseph Campbell's theory of the hero with a thousand faces, the evil incarnate is represented by an animal, like Grendel, or a dragon. In the past I always saw the Dianoga, or the Rancor, or those three giant "Goober Fishes" as the evil incarnate, but it's all becoming clear, now.

EDIT: AND LOOK WHAT I JUST STUMBLED UPON

The plot thickens. Perhaps Beaker was behind it all.

and of course fozzy bear always looked like a wookie

Wayne...

You will also note that as children, they wee taken care of by a woman with no head.

Jango Fett, anyone?

And to repeat my post in the younglings topic...

See, the younglings' death was necessary to connect the Prequels to Statler's killing of the Muppet babies.
You will notice that Beaker is decidedly absent.

Because he is Jedi Master Sifo Dyas.

the younglings NOOOO!! andyour right tpaq, beaker is mysteriously absent from that shot, and where is that professor friend of his
??? hmm curious