What makes people mean?

My advice? Hit him where it hurts. Find out his story and why he's a dick. If it's a traumatic past or abuse...taunt him with it. Make him cry like a baby. That way he'll know how it feels to be confronted with a jerk. If that doesn't work...go for yo' momma jokes. Those always crack everyone up.

Before you get on the bus, hide in some bushes and shoot him in the neck with a tranquilizer* dart. Then strap him down to a wooden plank and viciously shave off his balls.......using a cheese grater. He will NEVER mess with you again.

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