Urban Legends [Merged]

Started by Swanky-Tuna4 pages

Originally posted by Magee
Its complete bullshit along with all his other Urban Legends. Infact they tried this in a show called Mythbusters, it could never happen.

Kind of a lame episode of Mythbusters if I remember... *looks it up* Episode 9: Chicken Gun, Octopus Egg Pregnancy, Killer Washing Machine I was wrong. That episode rocked.

I really dont think these are the kind of storys people want to hear about. 🙄

Man Napalm why do you have to keep posting these gruesome storys? I think that most people here are aware these things go on all the time. we dont need to be reminded about it though.

Originally posted by Napalm
Its not the goats fault the dude was an ass hole

i have an idea:

before you quote and argue a point, try reading it in its entirety.
you just may find, upon actually reading it, that i fully agree.
but since the goat has been trained to kill, it's now dangerous.
the goat wasnt at fault, but it was conditioned to be a weapon
by the ass hole it killed. damage done

Originally posted by KharmaDog
Soon as someone starts a story with "TRUE STORY", the bullsh*t detector should go off.

any attempt to lable a story as "not bullshit" instantly renders it bullshit.

i especially love "this is true because it happened to a friend of my cousin's boyfriend's uncle's landlord's former college roomate's accountant" and nonesense of this nature.

napalm, if you have an urban legend and you want to find out if its true,
simply go to http://www.snopes.com/ and use the search option. they took alot of time to research every legend and prove it to be true or false.

it sure beats looking like a fool, spamming the forum, and annoying everyone, doesnt it?

Originally posted by PVS

any attempt to lable a story as "not bullshit" instantly renders it bullshit.

i especially love "this is true because it happened to a friend of my cousin's boyfriend's uncle's landlord's former college roomate's accountant" and nonesense of this nature.

yeah well the friend of my cousin's boyfriend's uncle's landlord's former college roomate's accountant is a VERY reliable source!!!!!!
so back off man! lol

😂

Originally posted by Napalm
Its not the goats fault the dude was an ass hole

Now this is the kind of thread that I dont mind seeing you make Napalm.Its not depressing because nothing bad happened to the goat.Your other threads were depressing and thats the kind of news that people really dont need to know about since they are aware that those kinds of things happen everyday.this had a happy ending so these are the kind of threads you should create.

Originally posted by PVS
i have an idea:

before you quote and argue a point, try reading it in its entirety.
you just may find, upon actually reading it, that i fully agree.
but since the goat has been trained to kill, it's now dangerous.
the goat wasnt at fault, but it was conditioned to be a weapon
by the ass hole it killed. damage done

Yeah but just because some jerk owner made him mean,that doesnt mean he should be put down.the goat CAN be reformed to be nice again you know. 🙄 The ******* got what he deserved.

Originally posted by Mr Parker
Yeah but just because some jerk owner made him mean,that doesnt mean he should be put down.the goat CAN be reformed to be nice again you know. 🙄 The ******* got what he deserved.

reformed?

dude, the goat has killed a human.
i KNOW he deserved it, and i KNOW that the
goat doesnt deserve to die. but sometimes
unfair decisions have to be made in order to
assure safety.

like i said, i am an animal lover.
but if a dog/cat/any animal is beaten into becoming vicious,
its never 'reformed' after, no matter how much
love and attention you give it. sure it can mellow out,
but the option of killing is then forever in its brain, always.

Oh goody, Urban Legends - Fun

A young lady is alone in her apartment. She goes to bed with her dog on the floor beside her. In the middle of the night, she is woken up by a strange sound. She is alarmed, but reaches down to the dog, who licks her hand. She is reassured and goes back to sleep.

In the morning, she finds the dog hung in the shower. Where the dog slept, she picks up a note which reads "Humans can lick too."

yeah but again it was a human that deserved it though.No way should he be put down just because the owner was an ******* and made him that way.as long as the new owner is aware of what the goat did and uses caution when being around it,then that would be just plain wrong to put down the goat just because an owner made him mean.

A guy's friends throw him a 21st birthday party. They get him drunk and then a hotel room and a prostitute for his present. In the morning when this guy wakes up the prostitute is gone. When he goes to the bathroom, written on the mirror with lipstick is:

WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS!

^ damn thats ****ed up urban legends are scary 🙁

Organs on the Black Market

Dont know how genuine this article is, but here read it.

Do not accept anything from strangers

You may think the above heading has nothing to do with consumer affairs. On the contrary, it is highly relevant and in line with the consumers' right to be informed, so I feel morally obliged to inform you.

Ironically, telling our children not to accept sweets from strangers is no longer limited to children. I must warn you too not to accept similar offers from strangers.

This is a true story that happened in Australia. However, it is also happening all over the world. While hoping that it will not come to Malta, it is well worth knowing about and we ought to warn people about it.

So I appeal to you to spread the word. The Australian victim in this case went to a Saturday night party. He was having a good time drinking beer when he met a girl who seemed to like him.

She invited him to go to another party. He accepted and agreed to go along with her. She took him to a party in some apartment. She mixed various drinks and gave him an unknown drug, which made him unconscious.

Subsequently, he woke up and found himself completely naked in a bathtub filled with ice. Indeed, he was still feeling the effects of the drugs. He looked around and realised that he was alone.

A message was written on his chest with lipstick telling him to call a quoted telephone number "...or else you'll die!" There was a telephone on a stand next to the tub. He picked it up and dialled.

A woman answered the phone. He explained the situation he was in and added that he didn't know where he was. It transpired that the woman who answered the phone was fully aware of the situation. The perpetrators know that their honest, diligent colleagues will look after the respective victims.

Sadly, this is very true and the warped way these victims are given a chance is highly disturbing. Thank God for their honest, diligent colleagues involved in saving the respective victims' lives.

Indeed, the woman who answered the phone told him to get out of the tub and check his back. He found two nine inch slits on his lower back. She told him to get back into the tub immediately, and added that a rescue team was on its way.

After being examined, it transpired that his kidneys were removed, indeed stolen. They are worth around $10,000 each on the black market.

There is a new crime ring that is targeting many victims, including business travellers. It is well organised by highly skilled personnel and well funded. It is operating in most major cities around the world and currently is very active in Sydney.

This is not a scam or something out of a science fiction novel.

It is real, documented and confirmed. Therefore, if you travel, be careful and, if your close friends travel, warn them.

Skilled doctors have been noted in the Brisbane area performing these crimes. And the military has been alerted.

yes, and look both ways when crossing the road.

thats disturbing

Whoa.......

Satan really is a woman..... 😑

You really can't trust anyone these days.

This is a myth and it's older than the internet.