*shakes hand*
*accidently breaks hand*
*slaps across the face*
*punches in the face*
*knees in the balls*
kisses
*slaps ass again*
*elbows in the face*
*breaks arm at the elbow*
*breaks arms off*
*hits in the face with ripped off arm*
*finds a Gibson SG and hits with it*
*finds a sledge hammer and hit with it*
*finds an axe and pokes with it*
*pokes with finger*
*Pokes with Pencil*
*breaks pencil in half*
*burns house down*
*throws a flaming timber at head*
*turns into the Hulk and smashes*