*offers to give a puppy to*
*steals the puppy*
*steals puppy and runs like hell laughing like a maniac*
*tells her it's rabid*
*throws a ball at*
*gives herpes* (Herpes being the name of the puppy)
*runs away*
*gives a donut*
*runs over with car*
*steals the car*
*blows up the car*
*haunts*
Gives an ice cold Mt Dew to.
*hugs*
*steals Dew*
****** slaps*
*brings back to life*
Cheers for.
*shares mozzarella sticks with*
*steals cheese sticks*