I have incredible super powers!
I can crash my bicycle at ludicrous speeds on really hard surfaces and just walk away. I can imitate Elvis and Jimi Hendrix simultaneously. I can live for over 2 days on just coffee. I can eat 4 double whoppers with extra cheese in half an hour. I have extremely flammable gas, and I can open a beer-bottle with over 700 objects of all sorts!
How about that sucka!
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
I have incredible super powers!
I can crash my bicycle at ludicrous speeds on really hard surfaces and just walk away. I can imitate Elvis and Jimi Hendrix simultaneously. I can live for over 2 days on just coffee. I can eat 4 double whoppers with extra cheese in half an hour. I have extremely flammable gas, and I can open a beer-bottle with over 700 objects of all sorts!
How about that sucka!
I'm actually pretty fecking impressed! 👆