10 things i'd like to do to Jar-Jar Binks

Started by General Bondius3 pages

What i would like to do to Jar Jar Stinks:
1.- Give him a slow and painfull dead that all the galaxy will remember as the worst death of all for millenia to come.

2.- Multiply #1 by ten times and tahs the 10 things i would like to do to Jar Jar Stinks. 💃

i would dip his hands in boiling carbonite. cut his tongue out make him swolow his tongue and the stab 99999spikes into him.

freeezsing him in carbonite

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Dayum, why does everybody hate Jar-Jar so much?--he's just a goofy-ass supporting chracter. Does everyone hate Threepio as well??

I hate Jar-Jar not because he's goofy because he has big bulgy eye balls and ahhhhhh! I HATE HIM!!!!! I JUST PLAIN HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM!!!!!!!!!cursing

Sorry about that. 😮

*slowly leaves*

y not torture him somehow with a podracer? ala ep.I?

Originally posted by DiamondBullets
Dayum, why does everybody hate Jar-Jar so much?--he's just a goofy-ass supporting chracter. Does everyone hate Threepio as well??
i like c-3-po

How about getting Jabba to kiss him? Or forcing him to watch a Teletubies 24-hour marathon? Or better yet, making him watch his own performance over and over again - I bet he has no idea how it all came out...