Uncle David's horror movie survival guide

I am making this thread to share my Uncle David's horror movie survival guide. As we all know there are rules to horror movies. Uncle David created mental guide on how to surive movies such as Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, etc. This guide has sections. The first is "Uncle David's rules of gun control" this is were we will start. 😈 lets get started

UNCLE DAVID"S RULES ON GUN CONTROL
1. Never NEVER put the gun down
2. Never give the gun to someone else
3.Always check for ammo before atempting use
4. Never stop firing after the first shot
5.Do not unload the gun
6.Do not put the safety on

UNCLE DAVIDS RULES ON HIDDING/RUNNING FROM A KILLER
1.Doors are always better than stairs when on the first floor
2.Do not be shy to breaking a window(s), locks, doors, or any obstruction in your way
3.Make sure there are 2 ways out of your hidding spot
4.Spliting up is never a good idea

thanks for the tips 🙂

Curious if Uncle David has any thoughts on how to smash up the slasher or what ever is after you when you're cornered.

He does but thats a couple more sections in but I'll skip to it if you want me to

SEE SEE THEY STOLE MY THREAD IDEA DAMN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well maybe if you added to your thread more often it wouldnt have been ripped.

((Idiot))

I WAS ON VACATION SO SCREW YOU

UNCLE DAVID'S RULES ON SECURING THE HOME
1. Never stay in a room with only way in or out
2. The less windows the better
3. Don't be stasified with just the dead bolts
4. Make sure you're not in a room of which the killer has the keys to
5. No talking just moving heavy stuff infront of the door
6. Never feel completely safe

UNCLE DAVID'S RULES OF CALLING THE COPS
1. Forget even trying calling on halloween
2. Instead of knife/chain-saw/hook say gun
3. Ask that more than one unit be sent
4. Don't wait outside for them