Fear the spork

For what you see before you has put many men to their death so fear the spork bitches!

*trembles in fear of the almighty spork*

droolio spork....

😂 Bow down mist 😛

I do not fear that spork! So is it made out of metal or plastic? Cause I have only seen sporks made out of plastic! Never seen it made out of metal.

Metal sporks are way more powerful therefore making you fear its almighty power shock

Sooo... it's a metal spork?

Yup

sporks are soooo underrated ✅

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Sporks 😱

Sporks own 😱

I killed a man with a spork once 😐

i ate with a spork once 😐

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I killed a man with a spork once 😐

I stabbed you in the leg at IHOP with a spork one time but you didnt see who did it

Was that, That time when me you Korri and the band SLipknot all went to IHOP?

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Was that, That time when me you Korri and the band SLipknot all went to IHOP?

Yeah I stabbed the guy in the band slipknot with the nose that looks like a penis with the spork

lol 😱 . I like rusty spoons.

I like sporks

Originally posted by darthmonkey9206
lol 😱 . I like rusty spoons.

I like the texture of the rust beneath my salad fingers.

Can I touch your tea kettle?

Argh... *Runs and hides.*