You Might be a Redneck Jedi If.....
* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya'll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
Originally posted by The Biker Scout
You Might be a Redneck Jedi If.....* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with ya'll."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
you forgot, you might be a jedi redneck if you have a rebel flag painted on the side of your speeder, and
you might be a jedi redneck if vadar says to you, I am your father, brother and uncle.
heres a fact about star wars i thought i would add. It is cool.
You might be george lucas if......
you take one series of films that were actually pretty cool starring a bad ass villian (lets call him varth dader ok) and then turning varth dader into a complete pussy with a shit actor and bad lines and when you make a climax to god awful prequel movies you make it so every frame involves cgi and half of the script makes no sense and there are large plot hoels and even cheesier lines ......and very very very crap love scenes that even keanu reeves could do better.
The thread can still be saved if we stop with the useless EU and focus on Star Wars
142. All the Star Wars beginning credits have four dots at the end except ROTJ which only has three
143. None of the main characters die on the same planet that they were born
144.In George Lucas’s mind there three black people in the entire galaxy Mace Windu, Lando, and FIRST LIEUTENANT aka Padme’s body guard
This is why http://www.darksidealliance.net is a better forum for this stuff.