Rate my Rack

Started by a1hsauce267 pages
a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
I hate people who smell bad...some sick shit man.

I've pierced a few clits that just about knocked me on my ass due to the smell alone.


😘 ohhh man thats gotta be horrible.. did they just not shower or were they diseased?

WickedTexasMomA Pitmomma

I'm guessing they hadn't showed that day..personally I take 2 showers a day.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
I hate people who smell bad...some sick shit man.

I've pierced a few clits that just about knocked me on my ass due to the smell alone.


yeah, i hate that not-so-fresh-tuna-factory-in-the-middle-of-summer-with-no-ac smell.
just wash the damn thing.

a1hsauce Senior Member

😱 Rogue!!! you just gave me a wonderful idea!

spidergrl Living

😕

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by a1hsauce
😱 Rogue!!! you just gave me a wonderful idea!

oh, man....*makes sure door is locked* what idea?

WickedTexasMomA Pitmomma

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
yeah, i hate that not-so-fresh-tuna-factory-in-the-middle-of-summer-with-no-ac smell.
just wash the damn thing.
😆 🤨 🤣 That was just great

WickedTexasMomA Pitmomma

Run Rogue his coming after you!

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by spidergrl
😕

😠 when are you gonna post your pic!

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
oh, man....*makes sure door is locked* what idea?

ohh man seriously!! if this works out... We'll go into business together! okay okay here it is!

*drumroll please*

" THE BREATH MINT FOR VAGINAS!" 😱

WickedTexasMomA Pitmomma

CHRIST NO!!!!!!!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH MINT BURNS YOUR CLIT!!!?!?!!!!....so I've heard..>.>

silver_tears Senior Member

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ouch...ohhhh that was a definite burn Ms. Irene... 😮

diva

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
CHRIST NO!!!!!!!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH MINT BURNS YOUR CLIT!!!?!?!!!!....so I've heard..>.>

😂 no no no.. im not talking breath mint power of altoids... a soft gentle breezy 😖hifty: invigorating scent...

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
😆 🤨 🤣 That was just great

a few years ago i chased this chic for like a month before i got her in the sack. we were going at it, taking our clothes off, and i was taking a trip down south. when i arrived at her pantyline, i noticed a slight aroma, nothing major. when i pulled her panties down, man, it hit me. TUNA!!!!!!! fear ...she noticed that i hesitated and asked me what was wrong. i said "man, you stink!!!" she started crying and left. needless to say, i was very lonely that night.

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by silver_tears
diva

and yet... im still drawn to you 😖 drool

WickedTexasMomA Pitmomma

...Still mint....My husband put mint toothpaste on his tongue when he was eating me out once and sense then..the idea of mint on my clit....the BURN! I couldn't piss for an hour afterwards.

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
a few years ago i chased this chic for like a month before i got her in the sack. we were going at it, taking our clothes off, and i was taking a trip down south. when i arrived at her pantyline, i noticed a slight aroma, nothing major. when i pulled her panties down, man, it hit me. TUNA!!!!!!! fear ...she noticed that i hesitated and asked me what was wrong. i said "man, you stink!!!" she started crying and left. needless to say, i was very lonely that night.

😂 ohhh dear god... lol haha ohh man that sucks! (no pun intended)

ouch man.. not a pleasnt night im sure for either of you

silver_tears Senior Member
Originally posted by a1hsauce
and yet... im still drawn to you 😖 drool

naughty

WickedTexasMomA Pitmomma

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
a few years ago i chased this chic for like a month before i got her in the sack. we were going at it, taking our clothes off, and i was taking a trip down south. when i arrived at her pantyline, i noticed a slight aroma, nothing major. when i pulled her panties down, man, it hit me. TUNA!!!!!!! fear ...she noticed that i hesitated and asked me what was wrong. i said "man, you stink!!!" she started crying and left. needless to say, i was very lonely that night.
lol should have kept your mouth shut and just did the job then **** her.lol

a1hsauce Senior Member

Originally posted by WickedTexasMomA
...Still mint....My husband put mint toothpaste on his tongue when he was eating me out once and sense then..the idea of mint on my clit....the BURN! I couldn't piss for an hour afterwards.

thats interesting..cause ive heard that when a girl goes down on you with a piece of bubble gum in her mouth its supposed to feel pretty good for the guy 😖hifty:...you would think itd be nice as well the other way around?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

it was ok for me, man. i had porn and vaseline.flex