Funny Michael Jackson Joke

Today in class we had time at the end so people started saying michael Jackson Jokes and one that I thought was funny went like this

What did a mom on the beach say to Michael Jackson........

Get out of my son

What other jokes have you heard

^ I dont get it dontgetit

I don't get it. 😑

son as in sun shine but Jacko likes little boys anal sex.

yeahno still dont get it😬

That one would be better if told verbally, kinda loses it's comedic merrit in text form.

Ohhh... 😐

Originally posted by BackFire
That one would be better if told verbally, kinda loses it's comedic merrit in text form.

I got one, What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

What?

Well, Niel Armstrong WALKED on the MOON . . . .

. . . but Michael Jackson f**ks little kids. 😬

Another one i heard was whats the same about Michael Jackson and Nordstrom...
They both have little boys pants half off

^ ha ha ha 😐

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Well, Niel Armstrong WALKED on the MOON . . . .

❌ ...tsk!

. . . but Michael Jackson f**ks little kids. 😬

Mine was the best because you think I was going to say 'moonwalk' , but then I threw ya little curve ball, didn't I, little Chachie! 😉

What do michael jackson and Mcdonalds have in common...

They put the meat between 6 year old buns

Mine are better

Here's an old one. I only laughed the first time I heard it.

What do Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common?

Boys Underwear half off.

^ ha ha ha

During Johnny Cochran funeral. Both O.J. Simpson and Michael Jackson attended to give their final respects to Johnny. Michael spotted O.J. decided to approach him and asked "How do you get stains off a glove? and btw where are your kids?"