Pie it up, guys!

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Pie it up, guys!

Sidious: Lord Vader.
Vader: Yes Master.
Sidious: Pieeee!

Mace: You are under arrest by the Pie Council.
Palpatine: Are you threatining me, Apple Pie?

Obi Wan: YOU WERE THE PEACH PIE!

Darth Vader: I find your lack of Pie disturbing.

Obi Wan: Use the Pie, Luke.

Padme: Anakin, your breaking my Pie!

Obi Wan: I have the Blueberry Pie, Anakin.
Anakin: You underestimate my PIE!!!!!

Obi Wan: Don't Pie it, Anakin!

General Grievous: You lose, Strawberry Pie!

R2D2: PIE pie Pie PiE pie PIE!

Yoda: May the pie be with you.

Maul: at last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have our pie.

Originally posted by DarthMandalore
Maul: at last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have our pie.

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Vader: Whatever flavor you want me to be, i will be it.
Sidious: You shall be... Darth Pie..

Luke: But i was going to go into town later today!
Owen: You can go eat pie with your friends some other time.

Obi Wan: What was that thing, Master?
Qui Gon: I don't know, but whatever it was, it was well trained in the ways of the pie.

Anakin: I'm the only human that can pod race...
Qui Gon: You must have Pie reflexes to do that.

Darth Sidious: The republic will be arranged into a newer, stronger PIE!

"the power to destroy a planet is insignificant when compared to the power of the pie"

"let the pie flow through you"

"even master yoda doesn't have a pie count that high"

"the last remnants of the old pie have been swept away"

"when i am gone...the last of the pies will you be"

Sidious: There are some that would consider this pie too be.... unnatural...

Kreia, Sion and Nihilius all learned different techniques from the Trayus academy. Kreia: betrayal. Nihilius: Hunger. Sion: Pie

Visas: You... you are the ice cream in which all pie dies, milord....
Kreia: No game of dejarik can be won without pie.
Darth Nihilus: *Random sounds* Pie!
Yoda: No try, only pie.
General Grievous: But know that I, General Pie, am not without whipped cream, I shall grant you a Warrior's pie.

Canderous: The Pie's of Mandalore shall be united under one flag;Mine!

Bastilla to Revan: Revan, your pie was badly damaged, I had no choice, but to eat it.

Darth Sidous: "If you will turn to the pie side of the Force, then you will be pied up!"

Pies fly from everywhere striking Luke, he tried to eat them as fast as he could, but is was overwhelming.

Luke Skywalker: Father, please...I can't eat all these pies on my own!"

"Han" wats the cargo

Ben: only passengers, myself, the boy, two pies, and none of them eaten.

Originally posted by Saberstylemasta
"Han" wats the cargo

Ben: only passengers, myself, the boy, two pies, and none of them eaten.


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Palpatine: [burst of anger] I am the Pie!

Anakin: What? How can you do this? This is outrageous, it's unfair. I'm more powerful than any of you. How can you be on the council and not allow me any pie!?

Grievous: Time to abandon Pie..... .... What the f*ck am i saying?

Dooku: Your Pie please, master Jedi. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the chancellor.

Vader: Where is Pie? Is it save? Is it alright?
Sidious: It seems in your anger you squished it.
Vader: I couldn't have! It was alive! I smelt it!
Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dooku: Good. Twice the Pie, double the filling.

Sidious: Every single Pie, including your friend Cherry-Wan Blueberry, is now an eatery of the Republic.

Obi Wan: It's over, Anakin! I have the Pie Ground!

Anakin: Something's happening. I'm not eating enough Pie. I want more! But I know I shouldn't!

Padme: Anikan, you ate pie! How... how could you?

Anikan: If you aren't with me, then your against me!
ObiWan😮nly a Sith deals in Pie!

Palp: Give in to your hunger. Take this fork and eat the Pie. I will not stop you.

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Vader: ...The last time we met I was but the learner, now I have the pie.

Vader: Your pies are weak old man.

Leia: I love Pie.
Han: I know

Obi: Vader was seduced by the Pie side of the Force.

Vader: The pie is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a master yet.

Vader: Several pies have broken off from the main course, you two come with me!

Han: I'm not in this for your revolution sister and I'm not in it for you, I expect to be well fed, I'm in it for the pie.

Obi: That's no moon, it's a cherry pie!
Han: It's too big to be a cherry pie.
Luke: I have a very pie feeling about this.

Obi: The Pie can have a strong influence in the weak minded.

Qui-Gon: Credits will do fine.
Watto: No they wont!
Qui-Gon: this pie will do fine.
Watto: Yes it will.

Luke: Hang on Dack.
Dack: Luke, I have no pie, I'm not set.

Sidious: I'm sending my apprentice, Lord Maul. He will pie your lost ship.

Luke: Master Yoda, you can't pie.

Han: Threepio, you tell that slimy piece of worm ridden filth, he'll get no such pie from us!

Mace: Pie, land in that assembly area.

Obi: Anakin! how many times have I told you? Stay away from cake!

Obi: Try not to lose it, this pie is your life.

Anakin: I think he is a pie, and I think he is a changeling.
Obi: In that case be extra thorough.

Qui-Gon: I sense an unusual amount of pie over something as trivial as this trade dispute.

Dooku: Join me, Obi-Wan, and together we can eat this pie, once and for all!

Jar-Jar: Pie Fish, BIG Pie Fish!

Luke: What's in there?

Yoda: Only pie.

ROTJ Luke Skywalker: "Jabba this is your last chance. Give me the pie or die"

ROTJ Luke Skywalker: "Chewy its all right, give them your pie."

*Republic ship is flying along and gets hit, pie falls out.*
Anakin: Pie!!! I can't leave it!
*Obi jumps out of ship and starts eating it.*

Anakin: You'll pay for I'll the pie we lost today Dooku.

*Chewie grumbles something*
Han: pie? Pie! where?
*hits Boba Fett's jet pack, knocking him into sarlaac pit.

Obi: What I told you was true, from a certain point of pie.

Sidious: Lord Vader will become more powerful than piether of us!

Anakin: We could keep it a secret.
Padme: We'd be living a pie. that sounds okay.

Vader: Your pie is complete. Indeed you are powerful.

Jango: I'm just a simple man, trying to make my pie in the universe.

Yoda: Mmm. Lost a pie, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.

Yoda: Truly wonderful, the the taste of pie is.

Anakin: You're going to pay for all the pie that you wasted today, Dooku.