Yoda how does he get so small?

Originally posted by DeVi| D0do
Holy mother****ing god!

Are you serious?

Please, somebody kill me now.

HE WAS BORN SMALL YOU FRICKIN IDIOT!

Oh my god, it's not even worth it...

I'm just going to go into a corner and cry.

See I told you DD... it's not worth it... they're in abundant supply!! 😱

Originally posted by matreid
Yoda is so small cause he is. End of thread plz.

watch the movies qout from ROTJ

Yoda : size matters not,Heh judge me by my size do you ?

ok watch the MOVIES WATCH THE MOVIES some

things in the movies tell you about these things yeash

what a dum question why can birds fly why do people

make really strange threads it because

When Palpatine and Yoda were kids, Palpatine threw some lightning at Yoda, and Yoda melted. Yoda is made out of snow. Green snow.

This is proven in Episode III because, as all village idiots know, lightning melted Sidious face, due to the fact Sidious is made from wax and lightning clearly has the power to perform plastic surgery.

I swear, people are f*cking mental.

💃

I prefer Superfly's explanation.

I want to close this...

How in the world is this thread still alive? 😑