The GALACTIC SMUGGLER'S GRILL
Ladies and gentlemen, WELCOME to the GRAND OPENING of the first GALACTIC SMUGGLER'S GRILL... a place designed by idiots, for idiots! The Galactic Smuggler's Grill was thought of and created by a select few with insomnia who no longer need to hijack useless threads for personal use. Those sleep deprived indivuals have come to be known as the Galactic Smugglers (we dont know why either).
The Grill has been designed not to compete with the Blue Milk Bar but to be a new friendly alternative. In the GSG there are a few rules:
1. Have fun!
2. No bashing, arguing, or generally rude/annoying behavior.
3. Go Crazy!!!
4. ???? Still in question.
Okay, so maybe rules arent that important. The Grill is just designed for fun. You want to talk Star Wars, go ahead. You want to talk sports, go ahead. You want to dream about Natlie Portman, go ahead. Ladies, if you want to oogle Hayden and Ewan, go ahead. You think it, you can talk about it.
Before I continue, let me introduce the Galactic Smugglers:
DarkYoda - (cofounder)
Ast Rofan - (cofounder)
LightSaber_Part - (cofounder)
Texansfan05 - (investor/consultant)
Lord Yoda - (investor/consultant)
Grand Moff Gav - (entertainment manager/senate representative)
Devil Dodo - (drunk at the bar)
Ken Kenobi - (bouncer)
Prod - (bartender)
Stunrun - (health inspector)
Lazerlike42 - (jedi ambassador)
mike_kenobi - (DJ)
The Galactic Smugglers are always scouting for new members. So come into the grill and state your case so you can make the grill your own.
The Galactic Smuggler's Grill is of course open to ALL ages, sexes, races, and species (no Gungans).
The 18th of every month will be game night... any Star Wars post-games are allowed. Also on the 18th of every month, half price on drinks and desserts.
Now that I have that stuff out of the way, in celebration of the Grand Opening, for the next week all drinks, meals and deserts are half off. Including the Grill speciality "Bottomless Bucket of Fried Gungan".
But enough rules and other boring stuff... Ladies and Gentlemen, let the Galactic Smugglers welcome you to the first GALACTIC SMUGGLER'S GRILL...