The Church of Ou Be Low hoo - Worship Me.

Of course....so why did you join the community of worshippers of the great Ou Be?

i've never had. bye 😬

Oh why didn't you yet.....well it is great you should join.......oh do you have to leave...May Ou Be be with you...

strange things are afoot my brother and the coffee smells like tuna.....

sing ye now the song that the lifts the spirits and inebriates our souls with god's liquor: 5150 and eversoclear

let's not forget the fruitypunch

Well, err, by gum and a packet of His favorite Fish Heads diced in purple lemons with their heads cut-orrf! What have I here? During My carousing of My planet, I have seen many things and heard many tales, but not once did I hear such corruption of the mind, body, booty and soul! Hallelu-Jah, Raasssstafaaaariiiiiiiiii!

Being of great power and superiournessness that He is, Ou The Be Low hoo has decreed a bounty on all your houses! He, in his Great Eternal Majesty, has declared today of all days THE day of raining points! Yes! Here ye, hear me, everywhere hear He! Points shall be blessed and souls shall be cleansed.

First, a mass shall be called to ask forgivness for sister-from-another-mister, shellie...She is lost, but as My child I shall welcome here back-attack with open doors and floating arms! She has sinned, but pay-back is not part of the Karma Kick-back Ktandings, so all is forgiven and washed in Sea Salt Sea Says On The Sea Saw - Please say 5 times quickly...Ok, now cease.

Although, I am not One easily swayed by the rocking ship of sycophancy, I do cast rainbows into the eyes of Fëanor and Bardock42. Fëanor receives such a gift for keeping everything on-track when it would seem to blow off-shore and Bardock42 for his faithful service and never-ending crevice. They both get 25 points for their deeds.

I should like to adorn Clovie with the hot-wax she ordered and shall ply Fionnualla with salubrious sweet cherry heads so they can get it on...2 points each.

Coldfire is also delivered a point for doing what she does best.

dark1365 is also given a point for his continually witty remarks. How they make Ou Be laugh! Ha!

TTH, a point is all I have to give to you.

And, My people...Please let us welcome Midget into our hallowed halls. Let us hope that in time, seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years, decades, centuries, millennia, eons, aons, raisons. Yea, let us hope...

Let us rejoice in the bounty of My blessings!

*drops to her knees* the god's have spoken!

Kurrent Karma Kickback Ktandings

1)Fëanor = 77

2)Bardock42 = 65

3)lil bitchiness = 52

4)Dave123 = 43

5)Cinemaddiction = 21
5)Fellatio = 21

6)Mist = 15
6)Clovie = 15

7)The Tired Hiker = 12
7)Phoenix Aska = 11
7)silver_tears = 11

8)Backfire = 7

9)Backfire = 6
9)shellie & BadBoy2004 = 6

dark1365 = 4
Baylin = 3
dark1365 = 3
magic_hate_ball = 2
Fionnuala = 2
Korri = 1
Midget = 1
Bun Bun = 1
Colfire = 1
grey fox = 0
DeRFmAn = 0
Jedi_KnightAlly = -2
Rob Owns You = --2
The Biker Scout = -10
dark1365 = 3

Originally posted by silver_tears
*drops to her knees* the god's have spoken!

*Godspeakssomemore*: "While you are down there..."

shall I tie your shoe?

Can I have a dollar for not knowing what Ou Be Low hoo just said?

Originally posted by silver_tears
shall I tie your shoe?

*Godspeakssomemore*: "While you're tying my shoe..."

A poem for Ou Be Low hoo:

I wrote this myself . . . 🙂

There's things that you guess
And things that you know
There's boys that you can trust
And girls that you don't
There's little things you hide
And little things that you show
Sometimes you think you're gonna get it
But you don't and that's just the way it goes

I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Now that we're friends
Every man's got his patience
And here's where mine ends

I want your sex
I want you
I want your.....sex

It's playing on my mind
It's dancing on my soul
It's taken so much time
So why don't you just let me go
I'd really like to try
Oh, I'd really love to know
When you tell me you're gonna regret it
Then I tell you that I love you but you still say NO!

I swear I won't tease you
Won't tell you no lies
I don't need no bible
Just look in my eyes
I've waited so long baby
Out in the cold
I can't take much more girl
I'm losing control

I want your sex
I want your love
I want your.....sex

It's natural
It's chemical (let's do it)
It's logical
Habitual (can we do it?)
It's sensual
But most of all.....
Sex is something that we should do
Sex is something for me and you

Sex is natural - sex is good
Not everybody does it
But everybody should
Sex is natural - sex is fun
Sex is best when it's....one on one
one on one

I'm not your father
I'm not your brother
Talk to your sister
I am a love

C-c-c-c-come on

What's your defintion of dirty baby
What do you consider pornography
Don't you know I love it till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

What's your defintion of dirty baby
What do you call pornography
Don't you know I love it till it hurts me baby
Don't you think it's time you had sex with me

Sex with me
Sex with me
Have sex with me

C-c-c-c-come on

TTH, you gain enormous points for the beautiful words and dynamic rhyming couplets, but alas poor Yorick, I knew him well Horatio, Ou Be does not believe you T.Y.P.E.D. those words just for Him. He is flattered though...20 points...It may even be incorporated into the The Songs Of Ou, Vol. 1...

I personally think that he is just after your sweet booty....
Which brings us to the all important question, what is the church's view on sex oh all powerful one?

'I'm having enough already, but you kids help yourselves' is the offical line from the Church of Ou.

If I were to kick Ou Be Low hoo and then steal his nickles, would that get me points in the Kurrent Karma Kickback Ktandings?

Is that printed on all the pamphlets and the bumper stickers?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker

C-c-c-c-come on

😂

Originally posted by D-Double
😂

Dude, I noticed that that part was short a couple of C's in the website I copied that from. 😂 It should be more like, 'C c c c c c c'mon!' 😄

Originally posted by silver_tears
Is that printed on all the pamphlets and the bumper stickers?

You say 'pamphlets', I say 'poonani'. You say 'bumber stickers', I say 'Shake your rump-rump and call me 'Tooty'.