Re: Re: Re: The Church of Ou Be Low hoo - Worship Me.
Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
By the way, I have the first hymn thanks to A Little Help From My Friends, The Beatles...who are mostly dead, but enjoying their after-life immensely in my Karma Kickback Kastle. They have even promised that they would write a few, totally new hymns for me! How nice...Good bunch of lads...Anyway, the new hymn....All You Need Is Ou Be...
Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou, Ou.
There's nothing Ou can do that can't be done.
Nothing Ou can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing Ou can say but Ou can learn how to play the gameIt's Ou Be.
There's nothing Ou can make that can't be made.
No one Ou can save that can't be saved.
Nothing Ou can do but Ou can learn how to be in timeIt's Ou Be.
All you need is Ou, all you need is Ou,
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
Ou (x9)All you need is Ou, all you need is Ou,
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
There's nothing Ou can know that isn't known.
Nothing Ou can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere Ou can be that isn't where Ou's meant to be.It's Ou Be.
All you need is Ou, all you need is Ou,
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.
All you need is Ou (all together now)
All you need is Ou (everybody)
All you need is Ou, Ou, Ou is all you need.*Sniff*...So beautiful...
^ One more time seeing as it's a new page and everything. Actually, I've decided that this hymn should make it's presence on every page from now on.
The Tired Hiker gets 4 points for the tribute, but loses 1 again for the smiley = 3.
Re: Re: Re: Re: The Church of Ou Be Low hoo - Worship Me.
Originally posted by Ou Be Low hooWhu wha what?? ? ? What's wrong with the smiley?
^ One more time seeing as it's a new page and everything. Actually, I've decided that this hymn should make it's presence on every page from now on.The Tired Hiker gets 4 points for the tribute, but loses 1 again for the smiley = 3.
Originally posted by Ou Be Low hooYou get 5 points for making a statement, but you lose 2 points for your lack of understanding that this is the birth of a new religion, not some idle piece of self-proclaiming. Jesus wasn't always a superstar, you know...He started somewhere...
That's not true, there was some hardcore nepotism going on, and you know it! I want, nay, COMPEL you to restitute aforementioned lost points.
The power of Cine compels you! The power of Cine compels you!
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: The Church of Ou Be Low hoo - Worship Me.
Originally posted by Ou Be Low hooPlus I didn't use a smiley in that last post, just for you, sir! *forces self to not use the happy face smiley, 'must not use smiley'* Ahhhhhhhhhh! It burns!
They make me goo-gaa-goo-gaa-google, BUT - note size - I'll give you a point for arguing and putting your opinion across so well.
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
That's not true, there was some hardcore nepotism going on, and you know it! I want, nay, COMPEL you to restitute aforementioned lost points.The power of Cine compels you! The power of Cine compels you!
Well, you used an excellent word in 'nepotism', so I'm going to give 3 points for that, plus 1 for arguing and 1 for chanting, but I shall not reinstate said lost points.
Your current total is now 8. You're in the lead!
Originally posted by grey fox
oh yeah well i'm just stormed your church with a bunch of radical heathens (who oddly enough look like hillbilly's) we denounce your god and put satan upfront as the true god and if you dont agree my people will kill your worshippers mwahahahahahahahaah!!!!!!
Not if I can help it! *creates a protective force field around Ou Be lou's dynasty* *the whole time avoiding smilie usage*
Originally posted by shellie
awww thankx you o be...you are nice..but you kno w somethin..my felatio is a girl
1 point for your knowledge and 1 point for her being a girl.
Originally posted by grey fox
oh yeah well i'm just stormed your church with a bunch of radical heathens (who oddly enough look like hillbilly's) we denounce your god and put satan upfront as the true god and if you dont agree my people will kill your worshippers mwahahahahahahahaah!!!!!!
Well, that's very nice, but unfortuantely it is only a figment of your imagination. You get 1 point for having one. An imagination, that is...
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Plus I didn't use a smiley in that last post, just for you, sir! *forces self to not use the happy face smiley, 'must not use smiley'* Ahhhhhhhhhh! It burns!
I'm afraid you've just lost a point for telling me something that I already knew AND another point for whining AND another point for saying the s***** word.
Originally posted by Ou Be Low hooWell, that's very nice, but unfortuantely it is only a figment of your imagination. You get 1 point for having one. An imagination, that is...
Detract one point from Tired Hiker's score for causing you to make a gramattical error. Take that point and do as you please.
*wink wink, nudge nudge*
Originally posted by Cinemaddiction
So, could I trade in my points for a few sticks of incense and a Buddah holder fashioned in the likeness of The Almighty, or is that straight up sacrilege? Last thing I'd want to do is desecrate in the temple. Deficiate, perhaps.
2 points for the moving story. Buddah has taken up residence here though, he's part of my posse.
Originally posted by grey foxOk then you've asked for it(a truck revving is heard in the background )
DO WHAT MUST BE DONE !!!
(in a scene fairly reminiscent to dukes of hazards a blue rusty pick up truck comes flying through the stained glass window squishing a bunch of ou be's followers)
You're in, bro! You're already in! No need for the ram-raid! 1 point.