Iceman and Wolverine vs. Scorpion and Sub-Zero

Started by jebadaya2 pages

Iceman solo

lol yes i just posted on this old thread. i came across it like yesterday and thought it was pretty lame how mostly every1 who commented on this was a marvel fanboy. so here i am describing how the fight could, would, and SHOULD go. anyways back tooo the fight.

wolverine jumps up and spits the dirt out of his mouth. he leaps at scorpion and exchange blows.
back at iceman and subs. iceman is trying to crawl away while subs is just casually walking behind him. iceman cant think straight due to all the pain so he turns around and.... THROWS A SNOWBALL!!! oh no sub zero drops his sword, leaps forward, cathes the snowball, throws it high in the air, and quickly makes his way to iceman. he flips him over so hes facing the ground. subs put his foot on icemans lower back, puts his hand on the back of his neck and.... YANK!!!!! out comes icemans spine, WITH THE SKULL STILL ATTACHED!! sub zero then begins to wave the spine like it was a trophy... when hes done he drops it down beside icemans body and begins to walk away in slowmotion looking al cool (or atleast trying to be) nd as hes walking away the snowball he through up earlier comes back down and lands on icemans dead face!! way to go sub, adding insult to injury as always 😛 back to wolverine and scorpion...
they have both got their fair share of licks in, scorpion has some claw marks on his chest and arms and wolverine seems to be fine. (probably his healing factor, duh!) but he is tired. wolverine's panting heavily and scorpion looks like he just woke up from a good nap.
wolverine: alrite bub, I was gonna make this quick and painless, but we seem to be evenly matched so--
scorpion: HAHAHAHAWHAWHEEHEE
he laughs his evil laugh as if to say "are u retarded?" wolverine gets pissed and starts sprinting full speed at him. at the last second scorpion teleports behind wolverine and delivers a powerful knee right in the back of wolverines head! (just so you know scorps knee is bleedin on the count of HES JUST KICKED ADMUNTIN!!) wolverine falls forward and eats dirt, yet again!
wolverine:AAARRGH!
he jumps up and turns around but in the blink of an eye scorpon appears infront of him and uses all his power to land a massive uppercut that sends wolverine flying in the air. thats sub zeros quu as he jumps in and makes a huge razor-sharp spike out of ice!!!! wolverine lands on it perfectly! and hes out. of course we know hes not dead but we cant say the same about his pal iceman...
as subs and scorpon look at wolverines unconsious body high up 13 feet in the air they strike a victory pose! then they look at eachother, with hateful eyes, as if to say "we will never work together again" wel unless some bored guy decides to make another VS thread that included them working together... but thats a whole nother story.........

so just to say, the iceman i know has bones and flesh an isnt all ice. OK all of you that didnt like my post then just ignore it. i dont need to hear your whining about "wolverine has a healing factor" or anything like that. this was for fun and to show u all how the fight would really go... in my opinion so ENJOY!!!

Whoa whoa ripping out Iceman's spine? What the hell will that do being burned until he turned into to mist only bothered him for a while until he reformed. IIRC he had a hole punched threw him and it didn't even drop him. Obviously you don't know Iceman 😬

Sub-Zero almost achieving god hood(probably in one of his end game stories)<<<<<<<<<<<Iceman being confirmed as an Omega level mutant.

Plus, like Iceman said, you can't just cut Iceman, guys made of organic ice, he can just pull himself back together over and over again, as long as there's moisture in the air.

And while Scorpion may be an immortal avatar, Wolverine is a nearly immortal man, with a napoleon complex, and 6 pointy claws attached to an unbreakable skeleton. All he has to do is dismember Scorpion.

Subzero won't be beating him physically ever. Fanboys >>>> you

FREEZER BURN!!!!! Get it?? Because Iceman is frozen, but that was a burn??? I'm funny. 😱

Originally posted by KingD19
FREEZER BURN!!!!! Get it?? Because Iceman is frozen, but that was a burn??? I'm funny. 😱
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I know, it wasn't one of my best. I apologize.