~ Scenes For The Imagination ~
Ok Im a little bored and i have nothing else to do so this are some scenes that we will never see in a star wars film, mainly revenge of the sith.. I got :
Tribute to Pulp Fiction
Mace Windu: You're in this council but we do not own you the rank of master.
Anakin: What?
Mace Windu: Say "what" again mother *beep*
Anakin: “I sense Count Dooku...”
Obi-Wan: “I sense a trap.”
Anakin: “Next move?”
Obi-Wan: “Smack the *****…”
Anyone got any ideas??
Haha I have a couple of ideas,
Tribute to LOTR:
Anakin: Fat hobbit's trying to turn you against me!
Obi-Wan: Let her go Anakin!
Anakin: No, my....prrrecious!!
Tribute to Coach Carter:
Mace Windu: Yo my brother you're under arrest!
Palpatine: But I just wanted to be part of the team Coach Carter, pleeeeease?
Mace Windu: The team will decide your fate.
Palpatine: I am the team!
Mace Windu: WTF you talking about Palps, your not in the team and your not in the game either!
Palpatine: Next season then!
Mace Windu: No your not playing in any game this season or any other biatch, got it?!
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Originally posted by The Biker Scout
Ani- Whats that say on your lightsaber master Windu?"Mace- " BMF"
Ani- "What's that mean?"
Mace- " It means Bad Muther ****a"
tribute to Pulp Fiction
nah man...change that to
windu: go into your cloak and gimme back my lightsabre
grievous: which one is you lightsabre
windu: its the one that says bad mutha f**ker on it
Obi-Wan: You turned to the Dark Side?! Aren't you proud to be a Jedi?
Anakin: It's shite being a Jedi! We're the lowest of the low! The scum of the f***ing Galaxy! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization! Some people hate the Sith. I don't! They're just wankers! We, on the other hand, have been deceived by w*nkers! Can't even find a decent culture to be deceived by! We're ruled by effete *rseholes! It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Obi! And all the fresh air on Naboo won't make any f***ing difference!
Food Wars: Revenge of the Chocolate Bar:
*Yoda enters holding some asparagus*
Sidious: Master Yoda you've been vegetarianised!
Yoda: Surprised?
Sidious: The asparagus blinds you Master Yoda, now you will experience the full flavour of the dark chocolate!
*Sidious offers Yoda some chocolate and he grabs it and it gobbles it up*
Sidious: I have been waiting for this moment for a very long time my little green cucumber, at last the chocolate is no more.
Yoda: Not if anything to say about it I do!
*Yoda pulls out another chocolate bar and offers it to Sidious, he accepts and they sit down on the floor, laughing and stuffing themselves with masses of chocolate*
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Originally posted by Obi-OneManShow
Obi-Wan: You turned to the Dark Side?! Aren't you proud to be a Jedi?Anakin: It's shite being a Jedi! We're the lowest of the low! The scum of the f***ing Galaxy! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization! Some people hate the Sith. I don't! They're just wankers! We, on the other hand, have been deceived by w*nkers! Can't even find a decent culture to be deceived by! We're ruled by effete *rseholes! It's a shite state of affairs to be in, Obi! And all the fresh air on Naboo won't make any f***ing difference!
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now if you can do something with the "choose life" speech then i will be most impressed
Palpatine: Did I ever tell you about the Story of Gay lord Plagueis and his pussy Sith ways?
Anakin: No. (Anakin edges away from Palpatine)
Palpatine: I thought not it's not a story those f**kin Jedi wankers would tell you. It's some gay Sith Legend shit. Darth f**kin Plagueis was a dark pussy lord of the Sith. He was such a knob jockey he could even stop the ones he cared about from giving a shit! Of course he taught his apprentice all he knew about that Sith shit and his apprentice hit him over the head with a dildo, killed the f**ker straight away of course!
Anakin: Is it possible to buy this dildo?
Palpatine: (Palpatine puts his hand on Anakin's knee) Not from a Jedi 😉
Vader: "Padme OK?"
Palps: "You killed her dumbass"
Vader: "Noooooooooooo!"
Palps: "On the plus side you have no wee wee, so you wouldn't be getting any action even if she was alive. Every cloud.........."
Vader: "Nooooooooooo!"
Palps: "I installed a coffee machine in your suit. I take it you like coffee?"
Vader: "Nooooooooooo!"
Palps: "Is there anything I can do to make you feel any better?"
Vader: "Nooooooooooo!"
Palps: "Stop that"
Vader: "Noooo.......oh, OK"
Originally posted by benskywalker88
Palpatine: Did I ever tell you about the Story of Gay lord Plagueis and his pussy Sith ways?Anakin: No. (Anakin edges away from Palpatine)
Palpatine: I thought not it's not a story those f**kin Jedi wankers would tell you. It's some gay Sith Legend shit. Darth f**kin Plagueis was a dark pussy lord of the Sith. He was such a knob jockey he could even stop the ones he cared about from giving a shit! Of course he taught his apprentice all he knew about that Sith shit and his apprentice hit him over the head with a dildo, killed the f**ker straight away of course!
Anakin: Is it possible to buy this dildo?
Palpatine: (Palpatine puts his hand on Anakin's knee) Not from a Jedi 😉
Well, I hope your happy... I just wet myself
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Originally posted by benskywalker88
Palpatine: Did I ever tell you about the Story of Gay lord Plagueis and his pussy Sith ways?Anakin: No. (Anakin edges away from Palpatine)
Palpatine: I thought not it's not a story those f**kin Jedi wankers would tell you. It's some gay Sith Legend shit. Darth f**kin Plagueis was a dark pussy lord of the Sith. He was such a knob jockey he could even stop the ones he cared about from giving a shit! Of course he taught his apprentice all he knew about that Sith shit and his apprentice hit him over the head with a dildo, killed the f**ker straight away of course!
Anakin: Is it possible to buy this dildo?
Palpatine: (Palpatine puts his hand on Anakin's knee) Not from a Jedi 😉
i spat the coffee i was drinking when i read this
~wickerman~
Originally posted by jaden101
😆 now if you can do something with the "choose life" speech then i will be most impressed
Choose the Light Side. Choose the Force. Choose a Master. Choose a lightsaber. Choose a f**king big starfighter, Choose utility belts, stupid braids, compact holo players, and electrical underwater breathers. Choose meditation, concentration and compassion. Choose fixed-interest R2 units. Choose a Jedi temple. Choose your friends. Choose leather wear and matching glove. Choose a three piece robe on hire purchase in a range of f**king fabrics. Choose Y.O.D.A. and wondering who the f**k you are on a Sunday morning. Choose leaning on that Naboo railing watching Padmé utter mind-numbing spirit-crushing bad lines, stuffing f**king junk into your ears. Choose burning away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable lava pool, nothing more than an embarrasment to the selfish, f**ked-up twin brats you have spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose the Light Side...
But why would I want to do a thing like that?
I chose not to choose the Light Side: I chose something else.
And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who need reasons when you've got the Dark Side?