Rate My D*ck!

Sometimes people see my d*ck and ask for autographs, he's getting quite famous these days.

But, because my d*ck has no arms, people have to settle for just patting my d*ck, or even giving my d*ck a gentle massage. There was one lady who got a little rough with my d*ck so I had to take my d*ck away from her.

my d*ck wont appear on camera for some reason 😕 i think it must be too big or something 😕 hes a bit shy about his height.

I've noticed that most European d*cks are quite outgoing...not at all opposed to playing with other d*cks

Meh.

My d*ck is quite picky, but fortunately my d*ck isn't afraid to venture out into bush or tackle the odd beaver in it's spare time.

well thats good...at least your d*ck has an active social life 😄

This is too UNDER rated to keep coming to.

well stop coming here then😐

No one asked you ya jackass.

Originally posted by Red Superfly
My d*ck is quite picky, but fortunately my d*ck isn't afraid to venture out into bush or tackle the odd beaver in it's spare time.

woo superd*ck! droolio

Sheesh, Spideys Sister, get a sense of humor 🙄

I'm tired thats all.... I'm gone Later losers....(Mist)

another troll for me💃 im so popular these days 😎

keep em comin SS, the report button will be running hot today 😎