Let us negotiate.

Before Crystal tottaly ditched my ass, talking to her changed my attitude or so people said. They noticed my voice was more upbeat, I excuded more confidence, my humor became more light, and I actually had an optimistic outlook that made others feel better. I filled a role as both a healer of emotions and a good leader, all because of the very notion that a girl liked me. (Which turned out not to be true as ****ing usual..) so here is my hypothesis.

Girls+me=less less bitchy.

Therfore it is only LOGICAL one of you gals takes the fall and admits defeat and surcomes to the darkside and stands by my side to be my Elveira chickling. The healthcare is great lol..

But seriously, who here DOESN'T notice I'm a complete ******* and is like "why is he such a dick?" well, you know why I'm a dick, and you know what you have to do inorder to change it. INQUIRE DAMNIT!

*Makes Evil sit on the sofa while Mantis sits in a chair beside him*... So... How does this make you feel...*Then begins to take notes*...

sex helps ✅ 😄

Having a life does too...

-_ -

You guys suck..

Awww, we only do it to be mean. You're like an internet brother to me...well actually your an internet stanger. But it doesn't exclude the fact that we are going to treat you like family no matter how much of an @$$ you can be. 😄

*Mantis begins to ask evil questions*... How was your childhood, were you happy or an angry... How did this make you feel? *Begins to write down more notes*...

Originally posted by Darth Mantis
*Mantis begins to ask evil questions*... How was your childhood, were you happy or an angry... How did this make you feel? *Begins to write down more notes*...

*Slides in a sofa* here, you'll need this

*jumps on sofa* for what purposes?

*pushes ss off,* no, not for you...

aww. 🙁 *sits on the floor n cries*

cry i'm sorry. *pulls over big comfy chair* is that better?

*kisses POB on the cheek and curls up in the chair* *yawn* well... scince i have a chair ill go 2 sleep now... c u guyz 2 morrow!